Pen-Testing is Dead, Long Live the Pen Test


Finally got around to uploading and converting my DEFCON 16 presentation with co-presenter Carric, entitled “PenTesting is Dead, Long Live the PenTest!”

Part problem dissection, part solution discussion, part political rant, peppered with a bit of humor and wit.

This talk explores the death and subsequent re-birth of the penetration test. Comprised of conclusions drawn from the collective experiences of two seasoned pen-testers, our talk is filled with facts, fun and rhetoric. We will describe the landscape, the problems, and offer real solutions…


In our talk, we will explore the problems with modern-day pen-tests and pen-testers, and ways to stand out amongst the frauds selling their lackluster vuln-scan services under the guise of a true penetration test.

We discuss penetration tests that are overly tool-driven and/or lacking in methodology as well as pen-testers who lack the experience and creativity to identify the architectural problems that real attackers frequently exploit.

Along the way, we’ll discuss the difficulties faced by real penetration testers and complement these with real-world war-stories to provide both context and comic relief.

Most importantly, we’ll discuss how to solve these problems, through contributions to open methodologies, transparency in process, and shifts in technological paradigms. We’ll tell you how to deal with the latest technologies, even those that change day-by-day. For those that take penetration testing seriously, this talk will be a fun, informative and enlightening presentation on the things we need to do to keep pen-testing worthwhile. Attendees will learn how to perform pentests accurately and obtain compelling and valuable results that ensure real return on investment for their clients.

Carric and I presented to a full room, and we got lots of good feedback and close to an hour of q&a in the after-preso breakout session.

The presentation is approximately 52 min in length, so grab a cup of coffee, settle in and enjoy! If you’d like to discuss any of the issues we raised in our presentation, please feel free to opine below, and / or email me directly (all perspectives welcome)!

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  • en: doesn't feel well. Is it because of my cough due to stress or because of the space left unoccupied... damn... lonely boy! 07/14/09 02:57pm
  • en: ima gonna call my friends 2 hang out at 11:00 am or at noon(12:00 pm) 07/14/09 02:57pm
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  • en: Enjoymoment #5: Want to make a deep connection with someone you love? Stare at each other for 5 minutes without talking or laughing. 07/14/09 02:57pm
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  • en: Need a finance tutor....and/or a social psy paper! Somebody?? Anybody?? 07/14/09 02:57pm
  • en: deciding on whether to do a screencast or not for #ideacus 07/14/09 02:57pm
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  • en: Ladies.... I want to let it be known that I had to shave my beard, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a man. Or I don't have a big dick. 07/14/09 02:57pm
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  • en: @CBS4miami just as with wet foot/dry foot, Cuba gets special treatment. Why not for ALL? (or none?) Why the favored status? 07/14/09 02:57pm
  • en: @CUWarrior @Matt_Vance @texast Heh. Or perhaps Tuesday the 18th? [note to self: read all before responding....] 07/14/09 02:56pm
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  • en: @Chantified LOL no...but no one said anything to me either or looked at me oddly. And I was looking for a urinal. 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @STOPOBRIEN Or do all of them! 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: "So, no salesmen or 'representatives' - if you can code then you are welcome," Tesco said. http://twsight.com/id3qS 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @Liana_B_Nana Either that or their phone bills. ROFLMBAO 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @cardcaptorstace Did you ever get my email in reply to your CV? Not sure if you have a job or not right now. 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: Will I have an envelope on my mat when I get home? If I do, will it be good news , less than good news or crap news? 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: Nothing will change until something or someone moves. 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: we are sisters and they are brothers.... sorry but all the guys' of the house have got girl friends or they are married... =O 07/14/09 02:56pm
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  • en: @TrinaWright the polite name or what other women call them? lol 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @klaz13 OR why not just fast forward to when we hang out. :| haha happy bastille day! let's go to paris! woohoo! 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: Visit us on Facebook and become one of our friends or fans :-) http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/thetimetv 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: Happiness is an attitude! We either make ourselves miserable, or happy & strong. The amount of work is always the same. 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @NerdAtCoolTable Hopefully this month or early next month i know people been waiting it wont be a disapointment 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @themuhmeshow or how about obese ppl that like whip cream lol 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @SheaJustMe its 2night or 2morrow? 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: San Diego is a great place to live and work. Looking for a home or an investment here? I will be happy to help. http://budurl.com/Joan 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @wordsmith_becky :( I want A&W root beer. It's the best. Or Hansen's all natural creamy root beer. 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: @green_i_girl Maybe if you try to talk about make-up, Soap Opera's, or women's fashion he will bug out? haha 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: To work or to read The Star? 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: Can someboy tell me if there is a way to copyright my Blogs???? Is the same as a book or a song?? 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: anxiously awaiting news as to whether or not missy & aaron made it through the 1st round auditions for Am Idol 07/14/09 02:56pm
  • en: is it a fun trip or business Mr T? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: RT @HemalRadia: Need implies focus on absence or lack on some level. When you let go of the 'need' for what u want, u will get what you want 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Playing scrabble on Facebook with a retired miner from Doncaster or something. This is like pulling teeth. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @Lindzclaire I'm pretty sure they closed the GSO branch for good. Do you live in WS or GSO? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @Lynniiieee I know,it's weird.but you 3 were dressed up like you'd wanna go to an opera or smthg lol dont ask me why I dream such shit lol 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @VicThompson I didn't refer to Twixs or periods in that tweet! You can't keep moving the goalposts! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: wats ya favorite "rollero" song or "gr8skate" song or sk8wrld song werr eva u grew up? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @Documentally Tuned into live stream... but its not very good quality... webcam position or sound! #getambition 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Perhaps one can use twitter to make money with advertising or to promote someth. or smbd 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Batman: Anthology (Blu-ray or DVD) 55% Off Today: Save 55% on Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology .. http://tinyurl.com/lhg4wf #CyberMonday 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @kinshuksunil hmm, you might want to try socialcast (twitter for workplace), just came across it sometime back or maybe buddypress.org? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: IDK which chucks to buy... hearts&skulls or purple&pink??? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Ciao twitterazzi! Tuesday proves yesterday wasn't a fluke or gives you a second chance to get it right. Either way it's a win-win situation. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: I know it, it's either this or that. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Bad night. Nightmares led to 40 mins or so of sleep at a time. Finally got up at 5 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @AussieWebGuru please tell us what you think about the rel="me" in the links, is it realy usefull for all search engine or just google? thks 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @digitaldrivel Thursday or Friday would be good for lunch. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @ianvisits You both mean "formatting" right... Or is this a term/joke I'm unaware of! :) 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: getting ready 4 work. why cant I get paid to sleep? or tweet for that matter? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @knutnordvik When did you start following @tless? Updates only come every 4 days or so. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Okay, work. It's you and me today. Don't be so damn boring this time. I mean, can't you come up with a new story or two? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: worried doc asked has pain spread to legs or arms I said no. but it just did now WTF 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @markandey startrek the movie or the old shows? Who's playing them? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: IM UP IM CRANKY.I CAME VERY CLOSE TO LOSING ALL MY POKER MONEY.I WAS DOWN TO $100.I PUT A BIG FLUCK IT ON IT AND WENT DOUBLE OR NOTHING AND 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @megancollene, yep that's the photo. MusicArt&Drama camp @ work. the kids couldn't decide whether i looked like a vampire or rockstar.... 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Morning. It is Bastille Day. Thinking French. Haven't decided on food yet. Or wine. Maybe it is just too early for dinner thoughts. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Or make a vegan version, with just potato, cheese, and bacon (sic). 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @dayzzel we did a twesting of it, w/ jaymie pretending 2b md & me, w/ a protected twit. just wanna share to you :) might help or smthing lol 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: not that i would know, of course. or that my opinion matters.. lol.. right.. ok, so.. *thinks* 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: In the la area today if u want to get some food or a spot of tea.Possibly got a date this weekend:D 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: andles often reveal a sense of mystery, romance or celebration regarding the setting in which they are placed.http://tinyurl.com/onmauh 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Believe it or not, I have 2 tax clients coming in today! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • pt: @forestpirate or a mac os? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: I get mesmerised by guys who know how to dress well and look good. Pity that they're usually vain metros or gay. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: is not feeling the AM - need energy or a 'boost!' Another actioned packed day in radio land... 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: i need costume ideas for 'something starting with the letters G. E. or M.'... ideas?! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: So I'm debating.... Do I wanna see Harry Potter tonight or do I wanna wait till July 29th and watch it in 3D?? hmmmm decisions decisions 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Or less than half hour:) ps where are you going @chubbykidsister And Yay! @nessaf83 and @kpb29 I'm awake b4 both of you on a summer day! :) 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: It is courage or is it sheer stupidity? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Coming ready or not 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @Gismo4711 Do you mean lawgiver (Judge Dredd's pistol) or lawmaster (Judge Dredd's bike)? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @scottedelman Ghod. Your dreams. Was this fierce, younger Harlan or the (somewhat) tamer ante-Susan Yiddisher? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: He cannot live with what he is doing or what he says. Well he better buck up and learn that what that b-itch says isn't always true. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Torn between listening to new Sick Puppies or new Daughtry... I don't know! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @RedHotWriting Plan or no plan? I'm a planner now - I can be more creative with chara & scenes instead of worrying about where it's going! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: We are both REALLY high. Talking about #cuddleprotocol I'd cuddle if I loved them, they were dying, or we were freezing. Him 1&3, feels bad. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Is it just a sinus infection or do I have the swine flu?? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @ubertechnophile : My turn to call it light hearted banter or dark humour and apologize, I guess! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: " You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare Either way I don't wanna wake up from you " ♫ http://blip.fm/~9wfuz 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Feature: Why don't luxury cars hold their value?CanadianDriverfor $14998, or a 2001 Audi A8 (also with Navigation) for $12450. It's not j.. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Rain or no rain Mumbai traffic is a pain 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: wondering what it would take to get #furniture in the TT's, or even better, #Harden? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @E2REG Ty for email - read with great interest and have forwarded a proposition. Could be a real booster in this gloomy climate or ours. 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Towcester is a lovely place with great places 2 eat use our service to or from http://cybercabz.magnify.net or 2 silverstone 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: In Baltimore this week & looking to meet people involved with social change. Tweet if you're around or can recommend things to do :) 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: too easy? or you just feel up for a challenge: http://www.neilgaiman.com/extras/6by6/mosaic01.jpg 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @missmoniquexoxo take 2 or 3 glasses of water that will cure it ;*) 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: today is follow tuesday. muahahah. @sumaiyah_bashir yupp or jeff too but i don't remember his username because he didn't use his name. :PPPP 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Wondered if the Ypsilanti Heritage Festival kick-off reception is the precursor of the "Townie Party", or more of a reunion event? I lo ... 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Locking Or Hiding a Folder. No Software.: Last night, I was just wondering what are the options you can use to l.. http://tinyurl.com/mq62po 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: Looking for anybody who has sold or bought a website , for my Master's Dissertation research at Edinburgh University! 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: @princess_louise Perhaps there is an American Indian available to instruct u in smoke signals? or a Swiss to do yodeling? 07/14/09 11:42am
  • en: I have been sick for way way too long. Isn't there a maximum allowance or something? Two weeks now. Seriously!! I'm over it!! 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @thecomicproject You still have the Nestle-Afternoon issue? Or the Indya.com-TOI one? 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @PrincessJDub why don't you come for new years eve, or sooner? 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @foxandfriends If I invite Doosy to my house & then don't like his pink socks, can't I DISinvite him? Or will he sue me for Sock-ism? #tcot 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: I wonder what I should have for breakfast? Pancakes or eggs? Actually, I don't even know what the place we're going to serves. 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: no classes today, Prof Fedra's son got sick. Now to the doctor or sleep...jum... 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: Twins for Molly Ringwald | Celeb Baby Blog: Is it me or are celebrities these days more likely to get twins? Any.. http://tinyurl.com/nmqz88 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @hazelsharead - play sounds fab :) was this amateur or professional for you? have lost track of what you're up to! 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @fwimmer ah. I presumed it was a social media term for blocking co-workers ('blue collar' or something. It was the context you used it in) 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: thinking for someone.....or make a note??? 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met. Am i missing you or am i missing who i thought you were? 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: RT @ttseco new gem from my spam collection: "Give her often night attacks sahib mitraille". not sure if they're selling Viagra or ammunition 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @vishnugopal Me & Manu almost died of exhaustion, playing (or rather starting to) here after really long! :| #basketball 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @AllStarNick or at least send one to me. Lmfao 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @ErikVeland not without a voice synthesizer, or some such 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: New shoes for me? Or new shoes for my jeep? Hmm . . . 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: breakfast in the hotel, shopping then driving home for around 7 or 8. 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: Question for Liz Cheney: If this "program" wasn't "operational," was the Bush Admin not trying to capture or kill al-Qaeda for 8yr 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: No watches or warnings in effect, Ottawa (Kanata - Orléans): No watches or warnings in effect. http://twurl.nl/2tr43o 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @pourmecoffee Of course Liz Cheney wouldn't go on Hardball, Countdown, Ed's or Rachel's. She goes on Morning Joe's were she will be coddled. 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: Asus Eee PC 2G surf Black, 512 mb Ram, 2GB hard drive ( Brantford ) $200.00: 200.00 or Best Offer Like new and i.. http://tinyurl.com/mbydfb 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @chriscanal I agree, none would vote. Do we want IOC or DSL first? Which makes more sense 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @digiom Absolutely with you there. I think I'd prefer fall or winter though. 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: UNITED KINGDOM?! I never liked the brit peeeppzzzz with all their fancy words or gestures? 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: #Brighton Visitor magazine's #TwiTrips tip 15: Ghost walks of the Lanes for a fiver! Call 01273328297 or http://www.ghostwalkbrighton.co.uk 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: believe it or not: i clicked on @kkkathleen under the home and i realized it's where you see the replies. =)) sssshhh. 07/14/09 11:41am
  • en: @Sye_Eshun sherry said are you coming or not woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/14/09 11:41am
  • : Would you choose to ignore it or would your beauty you reclaim? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: The patch 1.5 that will "make or break"(TM) assassins is being applied to live servers. Hold your breath as we dive into the pvp madness. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: #137 Rolf Dobelli, 5 stars: Market Rebels: How Activists Make or Break Radical Innovations by Hayagreeva Rao... http://planetbook.org/13291 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Are you a new or expectant mom? Check out these free baby offers @babiesonline http://tinyurl.com/llteso 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: RT @Netra: Latest situation of traffic, local trains from #Mumbai Disaster Management Cell: call 108 or 1916 #mumbairains #rains 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Afternoon tweeties!! Another busy day at work will try & tweet later or at lunch 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: @trekkerguy yeah me too..but i haven't found a job to allow me to do that. man i need to be a musican or something.. ;p 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: @annia316 Ooh noisy! xD Pancake doesn't do it, but my robos do (somewhat). They like to leave unfinished food or shells there. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Take a class, attend a seminar, or enjoy other activities that will help you become who you want to be. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: Anyone wanna arrange to go see Harry Potter? I'm geeky (or am I nerdy?) enough to be quite excited. 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: What chances are we going to take today? What will we risk in the service of what? How safe will we play it? How dead or alive will we be? 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: What to do in Zandvoort. Visit the coast or go to the circuit. I never been to the circuit before 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: @carmR ...glad to see the spirit of the communal table, it's all about sharing the love. .....no soy or decaf either... 07/14/09 11:11am
  • en: In Cairo, as negotiations continue with the Egyptian authorities. Morale is high-we hope to leave today or tomorrow for Gaza.. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @LitmanLive Or maybe it's a marketing ploy... go inside, excuse me miss, you're signs upside-down, oh that's pretty, I think I'll buy it... 07/14/09 07:34am
  • nl: Make It or Break It episode 4, watch Make It or Break It s01e04 1x4 1.4 http://ow.ly/15HGhs 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: all this talk about Michael Jackson's doctors. Why were none of them psychiatrists or therapists? That's what he.. http://tinyurl.com/mzlkvp 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: RT @tferriss: Get your company in Inc. Magazine - using actionable metrics or @ericries MVP concept? http://su.pr/5ZBqQ0 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @MsKendric yea i handled it it was nothing to a g aint nothing pleasant in the grove i told them already grove side or no side 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Why am I now being followed by an escort agency. Is it something I said, am I being recruited as or being sold the Girlfriend experience :-S 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: As if it was a mere machine, the 47-year-old president displayed no sign of concern or compassion whatsoever for his departed friend fro ... 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: RT @mileycyrus Is it just me or does neosporin fix everything? - it's you 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @JazzyChing you either have really bad timing. or i'm just in high demand. hahaha. =) 07/14/09 07:34am
  • : but you act like you're all choked up on phlegm or something. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: cant decide between taiwanese or jap version of hana kimi; hubby not online to help me decide TT' picked taiwanese! 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @mizzdangerous lol ohh how fun!!:) u like it or what? && yesss ma'am that was me! haha. when i accidently did just my first name? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @_Jupiter i saw her comment bout bruno lol. ive been readin ur guys comments lol. not that im a creep or anytihng. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • BOOHOO!: 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: ok im officially lame...music on myspace isnt working....idk what to do..petey or no petey..i hate being a pain in the but...night...lasdjkf 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: contemplating chinese or kfc for dinner 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Okay, 2 themes for my 18th - James Bond, or Steph and the City..which are we preferring? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: There is a strange bird on the Discovery Channel that looks like a fat parrot or maybe a kiwi. It's a Kakapo what the hell? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: man i missed out on voting for the espy's. for best athlete i wasn't going to vote for kobe or lebron. i'll let you figure it out ;) 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Can't wait for harry potter :) going to see it thursday with my sister matt and i think steph is going too... Or she is going at midnight... 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @iamdiddy Why have u not come to Avenue yet???17th &10th. Be there or be not Diddy! Lol! I got u set when I come. Food, bottles, models, etc 07/14/09 07:34am
  • nl: Proofreading gf's paper.... or sleep? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Okay, maybe I should do laundry - drink, try catching up on e-mail or whatever. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @_dre_day boored lolz I feel like going for a walk or suttin. Yu? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: doesn't know if BT are *trying* to irritate me or whether they're just plain incompetant. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @MallikaLA who gets the kiss ? the person or the printout ? if it's the former, expect a mob... :-) 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @wanderblah Make it horses. Or hey. Say it's raining men and boys. Same shit. Better feel :D 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: smh A.I. know damn well he wants to play for Cleveland or the Celtics. #StopFrontin Nigga 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @Tyrese4ReaL even if u was a geek or nerd ull still b a sexy choclate man 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: SHIT! 突然忘了怎麼做SUBTRACTION! START FROM LEFT OR RIGHT ?!!!!! 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: RT @epiphane32: ever noticed how u watch a youtube video u can't just watch one u ended up watching 4 or 5?! ..... i go to like 15-20 lol 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @ThaBookie whats that book about boys or my best friends? X 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @loserkid745 ur inviting me to dinner?? as a 4th meal right?? hmmmm may have to join or just cook for myself.. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @rejehtpaklaajdt Truman Capote zombie? He's been dead or undead since 1984. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Today's Most Popular Posts: Stephen Hawking: Why Isn't the Milky Way "Crawling With Self-Designing Mechanical or.. http://tinyurl.com/nmtp8u 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: These quizes are kinda fun, but so not me. Definitely not blue, black, or a chihuahua. More orange, orange, and a Boston Terrier. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mwcbum -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Icepacks or pour very cold water on ur head thats what my doctors says. To constrict the nerve.RT @mandieloo: migraine. ouch. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: This GBP/USD trade has to move down soon, or will be looking at getting out 8:33 am 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @theBrandiCyrus is it just me or both of you are sisters? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: GOOD MORNING MY DEAR TWITTERPEEPS! HOPE ALL IS GOOD! HAVE A GOOD DAY , NIGHT OR TIME, BE SAFE , BE PEACE, MUCH LOVE TO YA`LL, XXXXXXX 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: The recession is a lesson in finance for those of us that are or were shopoholics living paycheck to paycheck. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @InsideHoops If i was Odom or a Laker fan I'd be pissed on how this is going. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Debating if I should watch Fade To Black or Pootie Tang. 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: @septje nah Im okay... were you cooking it or getting take away? 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Seriously, Bambi2? 1/2 century later. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447854/ (it was a year or so ago but I just found it today) 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: ...think I need to get baptised and buy a cross or crucifix or something. Then I don't sleep for a couple days, stop watching scary shows... 07/14/09 07:34am
  • en: Does twitter cost when you receive txts? Or Tweet? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @KD_Roberson or in my truck on the old Hot Springs highway! Haha 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @metal_death i don't know you guys were always like just friends to me. or drinking buddies. not like bf/gf 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: all this talk about Michael Jackson's doctors. Why were none of them psychiatrists or therapists? That's what he needed the most. -_- 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: RT @cshirky: Update: Avg tweet more like 75 chars=1.1M chars/min. English equiv of ~200K words, or ~1 Harry Potter book's worth a minute. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @vaniadsynt doin' just fine vanee..have you buy the long john? long john in this term is long underwear or whiskey? LOL. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: #taylorgang or eat disease filled coochi! 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @mizphenomenal A mixtape huh? New recorded material or artists submitted material?? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @haydenblack Sure, like Jesus. Or like Monkey- I hatched fully formed from an egg on a mountain top. Which is also like Jesus. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: I'm boreddd I need sumthin 2 eat or sumthin 2 twitpic lol 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: We're going to be fairly busy rephotographing some of our older items and getting high res pictures for the next week or so 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @ejazasi the average joe know HOW TO USE Windows and USES it. he doesn't like linux or OS X when shifted to it. Usability you say? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @fecat1 Pac, Big , Jay, Face, Nas, Rakim, old Snoop, Bun, Common, DOC with or w/out the voice! 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: louche: of questionable taste or morality. http://tinyurl.com/lk27h6 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: I realized u really gotta love and treasure the people you have now because you never know if or when they will change and leave your life. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @krysiiedatgurl I don't kno who you are, get some pics or send me your URL. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @fakenickybackup Aww fine then. Nicole, truth or truth lol. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: louche: Dictionary.com Word of the Day - louche: of questionable taste or morality. http://ow.ly/15HGg7 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @joshuahoward Are you going to be there on Preview Night? Trying to choose whether or not to go, and your presence is the deciding variable. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @frommy24 If they can't chat you'll have to, or go the way of Morrissey, celibacy. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @OFGProducerEd Would love to see a show about urban rivers in OR,what they provide,what the future looks like.etc Wilam,Mollala,Clack,Sandy. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: Gee, apparently Toys R Us is having a 50% sale for Non-ROTF Transformers toys. I can't remember if mine had Bulkhead or not. I should check. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: RT @heltershelter Home is where your happy. my home is my soul. It can never be taken away, or made for sale be comfortable in your own skin 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @CHRiS0726 yeaaaaaaa,jst noticed,lmao. hey i wldnt do that though if it was somethin serious. or if he had ur arms ;). do u eva zone out? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: You bathed or showered, right? Apparently it wasn't always like that, http://twitzap.com/u/-0s 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: RT @retwitthis easy way to retweet messages about your opinion, product, blog post or website. http://retwitthis.com #cool #truth 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @johnnyminkley Bonkers goggles set; US launch only? Or will it be like anything that is any good over here and only available at GAME? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: tat what are you doing for the wwe are you going or what @tatianarockys 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @blakegriffen u think iverson would help or hurt the clips? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @MissSabrinaSin Haha, of course! It probably won't be up until tomorrow night or the night after, though. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @masarat is there a kaala bandar bothering yopu or just a grey one? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @xiao3yu3 er very unlikely you get st backbench la, to be honest. No interns there. Probably end up uploading stuff for .com or stomp. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: Guest Post: Evalyn Gates on Cosmic Magnification (or — Invasion of the Giant Blue Space Amoebas) http://ff.im/-5c7OG 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @jamiegirvan They R couple of option but wld need yr budget. Also, rlly need 2 decide if U wnt 2 B close 2 the beach, center or between. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @capedconstable Mandolin. or if you want to be especially punk-rock, i would recommend the sitar. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @zjanik My car show this after 4 months and 3000 or 4000 km! 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @_Jupiter lmao I remember one time I thought u were dancing or something lol 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: says my karma is in around 61 for 2weeks or more! X-( http://plurk.com/p/19l0bk 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @simonwoodnz I'm keen to join up on that buzz. I don't smoke of course but we could add takeaways to the mix? Or at least bad takeaways? 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: : all things that u do, realize it or not, u just keep me dissapointed.. all d time!! *sighhh* 07/14/09 07:33am
  • : What a lovely young lady!!! Way to go...... 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: @torraylove you should totally wake up at a DECENT time tomorrow so i can see you before your off! we can hit up starbucks. or get churros. 07/14/09 07:33am
  • en: oh really ? com back after 2 days for a hour . . only @songzyuuup sucka . you should buy us ice cream , or just me . which ever iLOL :) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @jacquelines69 Coolio!! Off to bed soon but I'll have a look asap in morn. Glad u had good time. U drink or stay off it? lol x 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Shall I have coffee or another apple? I need something to put in my mouth. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @A15H4 y do call me idiot u beautiful jewel? y would they monitor this?I mean twitter is full of filth or is it only because I badmouth MJ? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Alive or dead, people just won't leave MJ alone... :/ 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @Hmmckenna That would be a hell where citizens would kill each other daily, or they must be robots to one power. I love my freedoms! 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Who will you invite to #FirstMelissa this Sunday at 9:00, 10:15, or 11:30 am? http://www.firstmelissa.com/ New series called "All Aboard." 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @MikkAYE ya i should be getting some paintballs in a few week from alton down at canton or bonham 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: In the wild I have never seen, a whale, a Koala, snow or Tasmania #truth ...lol 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Today (or tomorrow) is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you ... 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @bagramian $300 this time of year? Does she want water or AC? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Do u treat ur viewers as friends or followers??? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Im glad to see nickleplate is twitting.. To twitter or not to twitter...LOL 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @mattlogelin Henry is obsessed with wiggling peoples freckles, moles and or beauty marks. And he says "MOOOOOUUUULE" as he does it. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @ChefDebbieCPC I should not share this w a chef or foodie of any kind of which I am, but I use lemons for lemonade master cleanse... 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Any artists want to be part of a reality TV competition, like American Idol or Top Model... only art related? http://www.bravotv.com/casting 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Just watched the Sex & The City film. I have no further comment or opinion on the matter. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @Toycutter orly. What do you mean by "i updated my ge a good 5 mins be4"? Do you run a script of your own or just constantly refresh GE? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: surfing the net for people or organization who would help me expose the inhumane treatment of people living in LA SRO Housing and Skidrow. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Thinking of being a bartender a few nights a week.... Jared P. hit me up on here or text me. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: I love nothing more than a good house or trance mix. I think it is responsible for the loss of a few million brain cells. Pass the Jello 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @lordhong Thanks for trying Spaz! If you have probs or feedback, check out http://spaz.tenderapp.com/ ~ 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Twitter-bots? Why? Like any sane person would buy anything from one or click through one of their links. Lets replace "sane" with "smar 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson Would you rather be a woman with a dick, or a man with a pussay? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: should you whip out a job application in the middle of a car accident or attempt to file a tax return while being stabbed to death. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @vampjunki tomorrow after 5 sometime but sam and i can pick you up earlier if you'd like...like tonight or something lol 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @KayLexington around 1 or 2 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @xXDemiySelenaxX I LoVE it! Would it be possible to add like a "follow TheGomezCrew or something? =D 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @hungrygirl Dietitians' info about eating better is "not fun [or] realistic and relatable???" you need to meet THIS dietitian! :) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson what would u rather eat ur peenus or a ton of burgers? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: An essay not to be missed: "Paper Money & the Story of German Hyperinflation"—1923 http://is.gd/1xtro @betseymerkel —Am I a 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: RT: if your over 35 rappin about thug shit and don't own businesses and or joint mergers then u should find a new career try death lol 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: RT @dwayne_morgan Just found out his MJ tribute was givn entire page in Pride Newspaper. Wouldve been great if they asked or told him! #poet 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Should i stay or should i go 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: #truth i'm not as happy as i appear to be in my pics or on the outside. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @LauraKangas the last time I bought wired magazine was when the cover asked Can Ozzie (or was it Izzy) save Microsoft? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: I have 5 minutes to shower and get my ass out of the house or risk missing the jam packed morning bus and here i am on twitter.. awesome. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: So no chipotle or Dexter >:( 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @ShaneDawson Sarah Palin...or Bill Clinton??? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @Tongadude prolly 5 or 600 upstairs 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @melyissa yes he is. I will sooner or later. Have I told you that I'm tired yet? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Oh. And it's not in 3-D, or on ice. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @butterflysnbees Well with service we just drop soiled diaper into bag that they collect - no rinsing or flushing...easier for him (SAHD). 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Not so much a formal feeling as semi-formal or cocktail-dressy. Emily Dickinson lite because I suck at emo, thank the gods. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Sotomayor Confirmation Hearing Begins: The Senate Judiciary Committee began its hearings on whether or not to co.. http://twurl.nl/f5jvic 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @TaraCuda what, the suicide thing? bear down. we're in for years of craziness from veterans. pay now or pay later, our choice 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: WAT IS EVERY1 HAVING FOR LUNCH OR DINNER RIGHT NOW??? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @joywilliams have you talked to or text emily keirstead since saturday?? if not, you should ;) love you! 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @GhostPanther Is 'The Goods' connected to 'August Blowout' in any way? Or do they both just involve car salesmen? 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @YUp_YUp ugh, hard to explain here, but soo stupid. Hey, can you do lunch this week or next? I want a tour of your office. :) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson HARRY POTTER OR TWILIGHT? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Finished s1 of Veronica Mars. I WANT TO DIE. Why can't Veronica and Logan just live happily ever after? Or me and Logan? That'd work too. 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson HARRY POTTER OR TWILIGHT? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: @Nishea_ can yall get financial aid or student loans ova there 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Should I tattoo the clouds done for Dredg and EOTC on my shoulder blade or the side of my ribs ?? Share your opinions, please ! [: 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson Doesn't she have like a tv show or something? I think she said she wasn't on tv (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • : http://tinyurl.com/logkyv 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • whats going on yoo? <b>or</b> should i say stranger: 07/13/09 11:57pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson do you watch south park or family guy (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: The Google OS surfaced in March--or did it? - CNET News http://is.gd/1xHmG 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @mariAdkins Coffee? (Ace can't really have Dairy. Or coffee. But will soldier on. Somehow.) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @Rhymestyle or until keys get dropped down the shaft of it 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @NinaSundberg can't find it, i see note,group,set,blog,sizes,prints,rotate,edit photo and delete is replace on side bar or something? :s 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @audreydiehl "you want me over there? or are you just calling me out..." 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Hoover Dam or Grand Canyon.. Def. not the same thing.. Or have the same attractions.. Lmao!! Soo funny. 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • : Jumping in! . (via @RickWarren) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: wednesday or thursday getting my earring!!!! 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @British_airways aren't showing up on skyscanner, kayak, expedia or travelocity. Anyone know why? Any flight compare site they do appear on? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Harry potter or twilight - which ones better? What does tweetville think?? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @C_City disneys all over that guy t though, i actually thought they did have him signed or soemthing they talk about him on RD a lot 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @casey_robertson do you buy the september rumor for Intel I7 mobile? Or do I go ahead and get a MacBook now? Arrrgh. 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @questlove did you do the vocal for the "sparrow"rmx on the here my dear remix? I recall u sed in waxpoetix or sumsuch that it was a favtrak 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Full URL RT @Storyteller 3 Secrets #Storytelling Reveals About Your Business or #Nonprofit Organization tinyurl.com/threesecrets 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: if you are wondering why I'm going to Chipichape instead of Unicentro or Palmetto, it's because I refuse to watch HARRY POTTER 6 in Spanish. 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @londonknecole girl finally... i need to set sum ground rules or somethin cuz that wasnt the tea !! 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson would u rather be ketchup or mustard (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Should I go to la or atl 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @NO_Ssica every body hates their job in one form or another. But that's sum shiesty ish they r tryn to pull 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: spaghetti and Meatballs or links and fries? *scratches head* 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Oferecimento Calças Billye Jeans, nao importa se é black or white xD 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: I'm starting to think that my brother has a girlfriend D: or two, or three, or maybe four o_o 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Hmmm new phone either verizon versa or at&t iphone ..........hmmmm 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @Sunshinejec you will be stoppable? or unstoppable? u r 187ing me, I can't believe u used 2 b mine miss. did u look @ da toure video? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: ON AIR til midnight!! Rock 104.9 or www.rock104rocks.com/pages/dinny.html 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @Gomezer I know! Like living in that Cedar house 4 yrs led 2 the excuse not 2 buy/or throw out evrythng I already had! I <3 the new & pretty 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: RT KyleSkyline: Lets be Tree Huggers and help The Tree out by selling tickets! If you know anyone who likes heavy music or Endwell then ... 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @steve_mcgill Not approved? Or no photogs at all? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Hey @ShaneDawson SHANE will u eat ur cat or ur dog? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @al3ris SAT or College Board? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • nl: Dose Ryan Reynolds look hotter in Blade Trinitty or in X- Men ?? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @JenWojcik I always eat the candy the kids get, or I hide my stash! How many times have you had to chew fast so he won't see it? LOL 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: getn ready for the bachelorette tonight, will be sad if Kipton or Ed goes, but I will accept leftovers :) 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: About to catch up on Nurse Jackie. Maybe. Or perhaps I'll continue watching Doctor Who. 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: Whether you triumph or break ,You know I'll stand beside you either way and every time you need me. 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @JayRocPCB im back and thats cool u make any mixtapes or anythin? 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: The Secret Life and Make It or Break It!!! 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: @peach_ nope not me at all... not unless you're either in ventura county or my car is no longer in my garage haha 07/13/09 11:56pm
  • en: July 13?! Summer over or just beginning for you? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @leesafar oh no! I meant in the friend request just tell me who you are or that we met on Twitter cause I'm forgetful. Lol!! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @overthinker "confirm or deny" precipitate-did anyone tell you you think too much? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @awallafashagba http://znl.me/HOHXO - This is a stock photo - I have pictures of the bag - Please just call or email me simontarling@gmai... 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Arg! Trouble with controller design! Is it better to have many controllers with 2-3 actions, or some controllers with 4-6 actions? #zf #mvc 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Breakfast was good. Maybe because it was the first time I had a proper breakfast or something. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @ladyfoursquare louisville or evansville???? ill be there thursday..and im playing on 4thst at hotel friday there 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: just had to rescue my crippled cat from the rain... stupid thing it could atleast crawl under a bush or something... were both soaked. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Q: Does rDNS match the domain on the email though the web site is on another server? Or does the rDNS say the mail server domain #citrt 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @rachaelf91 yeah livin here with the mother, just outside glasgow in wee flat, tis nice :) u goin to college or that? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @mixpix405 i don't think its gonna be touch screen or anything. i would love it, but i doubt it. ppl've been predicting that for years now. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Oops. @robbyslaughter is b&w, but his background is lighter than @chadrichards or @tylerflorence. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • : 775 684-1100 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @chanelj1 have u spoken or seen Jean-baptist since we last spoke? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @4everBrandy Are you making a statement or singing the OJ'says tune? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Debating whether or not to drive bk south after work or in AM 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Is wealthy affiliate a scam. Is it or is it not a scam - http://myurl.in/y0Gl4 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Dinner in a moment hopefully. rice and what I wonder? More rice? Rice? Or some rice? The chocies are endless 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • : yes we no he wasnt a well man in his mind and health and love him or hate him u cant 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Customer Support Dispatch Technician: FL-Tampa, * Dispatch 1 and/or COPs system knowledge is preferred but not r.. http://tinyurl.com/lebnok 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @omgitsmichele what side of clove lakes is ashley gonna be on ? the side next to the parking lot or the street side ? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Coming up in about 10-MM:News Review looks at the GM expansion. What's it mean to us? And high speed rail-is it moving? 89.1fm or nipr.fm 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @knitmeapony Can't reply to your DM or send you one fresh. Tracing that kind of thing is going to be VERY tough due to multiple parties. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: #shoutouts to all the people that got on twitter soon as they woke up didn't brush they're teeth or nothing..lmao..ya'll crazy! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Can't decide if the weekend nausea was worse than a Monday morning full of meetings or not...tough call. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Huge pro of SmugMug: real digital download sales (whether that's a real money maker or not, Shutterfly's option is poor at best) 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Yahoo! Hotjobs: Physical Therapist or Physical-Community Care Physicians-Clifton Park,NY-http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/j/JH1SH0MWNNP #jobs 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Maybe a blog show or something : 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Yahoo! Hotjobs: Nurse Practitioner or Physicia-Community Care Physicians-Schenectady,NY-http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/j/JOSG19ARUE0 #jobs 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: I love how everyone wants me to remember everything for them. My names not blackberry or secretary. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: You won't regret it. Our Real Estate service is very unique, and the corporate companies simply cant compete on a local or national level. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: “Do you ever wonder if we make the moments in our lives or if the moments in our lives make us?” 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @DJCOOKZ Famous n Infidity by Trey Songz, Love somebody or wifey material by Ace Hood- still thinking! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Interesting definition of ``Nerd,'' : Someone who is doesn't understand -- or respect -- existing hierarchies. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: On page 47 of 310 of Dead as a Doornail by Charlaine Harris. A pirate vampire. Or would it be a vampire pirate? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: What are you willin to invest today for ur goals or dreams 1 prayer 1hour 1 call 4 help 1person.... 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Throttle or cap, manage your own network, but let a re-seller choose how to manage the bandwidth they pay for - #crtc #netneutrality 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Anyone got a Sega Megadrive that I can borrow or rent? PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Urgent, need it by Friday. :) 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Consensus from college educators that our standard of "college-readiness" is obsolete or doesn't overlap with real demands of college 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Critical: Antivirus software is either not installed or is out of date on JOSEPH. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: #truth i say i have a bf when i don't wanna talk to unattractive or lame guys! sorry its nicer then sayn fuk off lmao 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: RT @KeepItClassyJen: Join me LIVE on my "Is Adoption an Option for you?" show on #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/606152 or call (64 ... 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Study Shows Easy Strength Training Exercise May Help Treat Tennis Elbow: People with pain in the elbow or forear.. http://tinyurl.com/ne75xx 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Italy & Paraguay. Paraguay & Italy. 2 different projects? Or somehow strangely related? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @jalant wouldn't you have shown up for work like three or four hours late then according to those same clocks 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • : Benjamin Franklin 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @kl1964 Yeah except I often like blueberry or lemon poppyseed muffins. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @tuddle i'd like to see what jack's computer screen shows. is it a timeline or bank of clips and commercials? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Another unique feature is the ability to use your phone as a broadband modem, while at home or one the move. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @caloudie Tan lines, unemployment lines, or both? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Forum Group Print On Demand is just a printing method: digitally printing your book.You can self-publish using digital,or offset printing. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Black or White...hmmm...de toevoeging "You're outgoing, and you don't judge people by the color of their skin". maakt veel goed! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: I'm keeping it for the rest of my life!!! Never will I stress, get depressed or shed another tear!!! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Office 97 makes it easy to create and publish Web documents, find information and collaborate with others on the Internet or a corporate .. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: "We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us." -Marcel Proust 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: If my character is compromised, am I spiritually blind or just near-sighted? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: #truth I go out of my way to bring certain ppl happiness whether its brief or longlasting 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @jonangel41 ohhh yea no more jb or twilight posters on the wall!!! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: xRM: mission-critical applications that run on-premise or on-demand 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: if you hijack a plane you get arrested or shot by the law; how can they hijack the largest city in Canada for 20+ days and get away with it? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: for that to my? no longer had forgotten you? truth wax that we are twin soils or wax other lie to make me damage 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Gonna have a Powa Showa! Still contemplating if or Twitter is literally a "everything i'm doing" network..yes it is! 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @charlottemc clever spam! Only thing I want to know, great coverage but has revenues went up or has it cost a small fortune in mac book pros 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Waiting my boy frd back,he always tell me coming back,but need to wait him 2hours or more == 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: To join my Twibe for readers, go to http://twibes.com/readers or re-tweet this link to join. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Has to pop out for a bit, only 10 minutes or so. Can I trust you all not to trash the place while I am out? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: "Will you let them see you sweat? Or let them see a vet, who ready for whateva they could never disrespect..." 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: Empathically listening to others' pain can soften, moderate, or alleviate that pain. 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @BigHeff Yeah bad....hopefully a trade or another free agent comes too...Lebron just cant do it by himself... 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: I never forget a face or name :) im finding long lost homies on twitter lol 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @blowupchurch that's super, where do you work (if that's non-stalky enough, it's not like I want a grid reference or anything)? 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: So I have a question for the men... do REAL men wear man bags, or even wristlets? I see this ish erday working w/the public... 07/13/09 03:52pm
  • en: @ioncontrol I'm afraid to ask what your Tweet pic is a picture of, that does not look right? Is it just me or does it look a bit obscene? 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • pt: Acordei agora, mais um pouco tava atrazada pra aula , e ainda me mandam comprar refrigerante! or or 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @dpetersmeyer welcome! now we have @tessap @anniemlewis @piadesai tweeting. doubt panda or charlie will ever join...still hope for bennyboo 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • eo: @konquerology ay naku! kung alam lang ni mader! hehe.. bored ko dri sa twitter.. wala kaayo naga tweet..puro si ashton or Ryan Seacrest.hehe 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • : Is this best "Creed for the Progressive Left" or are there others? #tcot 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: Anyone in Huntington Beach or Fountain Valley who wants to be my gym buddy? Either nights around 6 or 8 or mornings around 5:30, 6-ish? 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @fleck99pf First news source? Not second? Or does twitter now travel faster than a seismic wave. ;) 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: desperatee housewives.. desperate or whatt? how many people do they love? how many people do they have to kill...? lol 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @NikitaKrushev or just btw, we'll be at marianas house since around 5, if u wanna meet us there it's also gr8! 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: Shall just watched an episode or 2 while waiting for my hair to dry =D 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: CALL 1-866-903-2327 OR EMAIL www.SacTownRadio.com & REQUEST SHUT YO TRAP BY MELOMAN FT. XTORDENAIR TYZZO AND ZIGG ZAGG!! 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: having a nice cup of tea now while watching an intense game of deal or no deal haha. 1p or 100,000! ouch! 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @ryanfletcher He was sucking up a storm last night, for real. I am like 6 or 7 wins to 3 lossess all night, including 2v2 and a single 2v1 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: ..if they cannot provide for you or their family because you're to "independent" to let them, they're not fulfilling their basic instincts 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: #haveueva just wonder wat if u could change sumthing in life or redo it so ur life will come up better 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @randfish It's either a linkbait attempt or someone fell on their head. I can't even tell if he's talking about Google or SEOs. 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: Office 2010 Am I lost here maybe or what! -Kelli Kanyon - 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: Speaking discussing "Living a Fulfilling Life After Domestic Violence and/or Sexual Abuse" on July 16, 2009 at 11:30am PST. #DWOFT 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @Lemomina For characters? Or what kind of tips? 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: off to my regular schedual... volunteering :/ but my bff who went to colorado said hell be there... hed btr be or were gna have a problem... 07/13/09 03:51pm
  • en: @dulcedreamer x were they stalker-ish tweets or just kinda like heyy x how are you? x kinda thing? 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: Phone bill is overdue. Can't call or text. Ran outta time on my World of Warcraft account. Its 2AM and nothing to do. 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: Anyone know or care to guess what ingredient makes Patisserie Valerie's banana blues gelato blue?http://twitpic.com/a7nr2 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: eating caramel jerseysss =)=) or jersey caramels whatever they areee.. 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @goofyfootkush Im thinking Chris or Poh will have the best pies 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @Codyhodkinson You going on the same date as everyone else or a seperate one? 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: 8. You can be: A Bit Aggressive, Overly Intellectual, Greedy, Too Talkative, Lost in a world of Fantasy, Suffocating or Too Emotional? 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: Tonight at the Earagail Arts Festival: FORGOTTEN by Pat Kinevane! Tickets: 0749120777 or eaf.ie Group discount available! ***** The Scotsman 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @AMooreJr lol heyyyyy good special or bad special? o_O 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: Jeremy Kyle or The Wright Stuff - Decisions decisions. 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @smacula hav one of ur drinks or a cappuccino or sumthin.....u at work?.....wat time dya go 2 bed last nite................. 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: Debating whether I should go to bed..I have to b up for 925 class...idk whether to stay up or go to sleep for a few hrs 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @theplife um dunno shopping? Maybe? Or a haircut? Hahas :) if not I'll come mdss . Not working wed ! 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: @dwighthoward http://twitpic.com/a7m1n - it's like every photo you're showin, shows either you with food or what you're going to eat :D 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/oorlxs - Want to get him or her back? Find out how 07/13/09 09:15am
  • : Play over 50 lotteries from all around the world! @RealLotto 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: er is belle dying on home and agay or what? 07/13/09 09:15am
  • en: notes that CGWI's little dog has been barking (windows open) for THREE HOURS NON-STOP. Not a joke. Is CGWI not home, or dead up there? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @Hatz94 Are you still over here in CA? Or what's goin on? Are you seeing what it's gonna be like to travel a lot and tour? Haha. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: I wish TV promos would stop saying "this is the moment when everything will change" or "this is the episode that changes everything&quo 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Trying to decide if I should just stay awake all day or go to sleep now and wake up at like 3pm 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Family Handyman $5.76 1 year or $9.60 2 years - MyCoupons.com ...: It's on sale again at Best Deal Magazines.. http://u.mavrev.com/m2wo 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Fat people on trains should be made to buy two tickets. Or ideally isolated in a specific carriage. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: I am falling for youuu... Or am I really falling for YOU? I don't have a clue. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Andy out like a light: sick, poor monkey. Unable to make any disapproving noises about Underbelly or Twitter. Ignorance is bliss, my love. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Have I found you, flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, american mouth, big pill looming-Flightless Bird, American Mouth- Iron&Wine 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Seeking: branding people who get theme customisation as well as they understand basics of branding, design and execution. Please @ or DM me. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: tells all...what is more important in #makeup? Quality or Quantity? Find out at http://cassandraraeferguson.blogspot.com. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Why do you "bond" or bind 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: nothng set on the lap or camputer you now because i really get boring in these days really so much 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @Elf_Girl Things like chocolate? Or... 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: so happy with everything happening to me. happy or bad okay lang:D 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @katyperry so did u love the emerald isle or did the mud put u off? hot pink leopard catsuit by the way! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: should I stay or should I go???? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @marleyterrier I did yesterday, but the day before I didn't show up on his Tweetgrid or deck so it was awful and we were both upset 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: is ingredients plural or collective noun Chris #masterchef? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @JonathanRKnight are you still online? Or have you gone to Neverland? Before you say I'll see you later, I need a DM please..pleeeaassee.. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @fayeblanco florence and the machine- lungs :) or the Veronicas xo 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Reports of a tree falling in the forest and whether or not it made a sound. #unlikelytrendingtopics 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: I need to break this routine of sleeping from 4am 'til 1pm. I need some sort of ambiance... or ambien 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @ghoseb obviously you were not at #GCDS and heard him make a sexist remark. So I don't think or call any of his things childish. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @gumdokim I saw Spirits Within or whatever it was, didn't like it, and I didn't see Advent Children. Never was a huge fanboy for FF7. lol ^^ 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @SweetBrooke23 haha i'm not watching S1E7 lolz! XD OMG Brooke is SO funnyyyyy LMAO! XD So what's your vid about or is it a secret mhuaha? XD 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: RT @roulade: if you want a free, wooden, non-ikea queen-sized bed (inlcuding slats) then please let jeni or myself know. surry hills pick-up 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Morning. Should a hug pillow longer or get up? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @justmakeart I think thats a good plan to just let it go and enjoy the process - I do it all the time..or at least i try to haha 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: I dunno whether to applaud them or say it's cruel lol cos it didn't seem to help.. - http://tweet.sg 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @common_pigeon Is it Turkey the country or a warm plate of Turkey? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @Mizbabyboomer tacky is good sometimes and a far sight better than my Nigerian extravaganza!! :-) the burning question is ...did u or not? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • fr: @notabene w3c AA or non c'est ça ? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.Elbert Hubbard 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @miyahnicole YUPP...BUT IM FINNA GET OF THIS COMPUTER, AND GO UPSTAIRS TO THE BACHELOR PAD SECTION OF THE HOUSE! LMAO. TXT MY PHONE OR ELSE! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @clouddancefest There isn't really any other kind here though! Right. Officially getting up now. Or maybe in 10 minutes time... 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @MarielaLTB01 Great video & Thanks I had to watch 5 or 6 times before I could give my stamp of approval. LOL 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @chakramchucker It's more like a drawing, or a doodle. Like a doodle memory. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @TheGomezCrew soo is this selena or a fan or the real crew or what?? ahhaha im sooo confused. soo write me back =D from a selena fan! =) <3 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: For all you American-type people - a dummy is a pacifier. Also known in our house as diddy or the plug i.e. will someone plug that child... 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Back into the boring life of office work. I wish i were Jane Bond or somebody like that 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Need a design? Print or Web? email me info@saudiafurcron.com! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: #truth if Î don't have a drink or a blunt, Î get a headache 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @Narfmaster No one's ever asked me, do you get things through the mail or what? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • no: @Koshedl - totyal! iphone na ba or blackberry? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: woke up @10:40 @cyprus beach or libary beach or libary beach or libary beach or libary beach or libary ??????!?!?!?!? who choose now? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Writing since a long time. Or well, didn't do any writing for a few weeks and I guess that's a record for me. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: and btw the ring is too big... gotta adjust it or i'll soon loose it :/ 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Do you play the lottery? Bet on a NBA game or NFL game or whatever? Why waste money? you can earn at http://tinyurl.com/lo972z 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @frak_lite Its not that I dont like any male friends i'm just totally oblivious if they like me. Or if any guy likes me. I just dont notice. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Ok..need your views..to meet the housing demand should we build higher/more dense in cities or spread out and build more in countryside? x 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Thinking about installing Moblin or Easy Peasy on my NC10 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: TILATEQUILA @officialTila #lies tellin ery1 dat @shawnemerriman is her boo when #truth is dat he tweeted: i am not with tila or anybody else 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: wonders who will be out for the Second test? Will we see Harmison back, or will Graham Onions be given a chance? Will we drop Monty? #ashes 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: will no longer resond to any names other than thunder horse, or lover boy. 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: "Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?" 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Follow me on Fbook: Melissa Jane, network: NY University or on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/iluvmelissajane or the blog http://tin ... 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: Thank you Funnybone! Huntington is loaded with nice people... Or is it nice because of all the loaded people. Anyway. Thanks. We love you 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: the internet connection is slow again! DAMN! or maybe the computer is being slow...? DAMN! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: WHOOT!!! Just got Tweetie. The best way to Twitter... haha, all you suckers who don't have Macs or iPhones, you can't use it! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @geoffblaber @paolopescatore oi! no work stuff! tell me abt the Grand Prix or something good! 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: I'm guessing nobody is on twitter myspace or facebook. Everyones sleeping already? 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @joshgroban the thing that scares me is that they may chase you and you get seriously hurt in a fall or accident..I hope that never happens 07/13/09 09:14am
  • en: @common_pigeon Is it Turkey the country or a warm p 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: @rhubarbwhine Deal, I'm watching too. Did Chris know they would need to make two pies before hand or was the ingredients and book only priz? 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: has Wine. Whether this will prove helpful or detrimental to my design skillz, we will see. 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: @ericjunior please dont do it...us 85'ers-89'ers will be assed out lol and pullin r.kellys or anna nicole smiths are both unacceptable! 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: @jesuspalma is it constantly running in the background, or only when i need to check twitter? (any advantage using it over firefox?) 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: Is she still ill or just very good at acting? How can you tell? She was doing somersaults on the football pitch yesterday... 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: Going to gourdon.. 33 degrees or something.. 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: If you climb off the stairs and come back forever, someone's in my house or hunting new words, walking with the... ♫ http://blip.fm/~9u1b2 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: Would you buy a Kindle? or something else similar? Or it has to be *the* Kindle? 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: @gemmatalisa just type about what your doing or about something youve heard 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: a day of interviews, they better be good or else! 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: Get the week rolling with D&W this morning. Listen on your radio OR computer! www.rock107.com. 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: hi every one i wish i can have an new thing to say or to do , every thing is boring 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: Where all my mickie ds workers @? Is it still burger time or what? 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: @paradiselost17 Thank you, we need the encouragement. @aussiepixygirl I am psychic or psychotic. I can never remember which one. 07/13/09 09:13am
  • en: I want to be the guy on big brother that tells people to put their microphones back on or stop jerking off.... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Getting ready for new week at work... one without Sanford saga, serial killer or stimulus. At least we have the Bleachery fire to update... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @kyle_ellis07: I think it's cause mine is messing up! I'll try again tomorrow. My page looks like it's on drugs or sumthing lol 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Crazy day up ahead. Ready or not, let's do this ! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @SydneyOwen haha well sounds like you getting close to being a native. Maybe a game at soldier field or bball at united and u r set. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @IAmMsJanayL Sometimes niggaz like that demanding attitude tho. But it depends on the kat that ur seeing or dating. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @reasyymofletch u mean like enroll!! or like see it??? lol 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: for worse or for better, were better together... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Lillian Bach madly in love - Nobody needs a crystal ball to predict or foresee that screen diva Lillian Bach is in ... http://ow.ly/15HzgX 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: RT @IMAO_: Is it just me, or are you waiting for the detective from True Blood to ask for taters and tell someone he likes the way he talks? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @bflare I want a new name too but i cant think of nun creative like @Philly_Mignon or @bakardi_limon or @ty_TWhite_ty cool shit man, KEWL 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: im so happy that im off track and i feel like im ready to take on 5th grade in 2 or 3 weeks 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: On another note, the only Run DMC thing that I ever bought was "Down With The King" Single. I wonder if that makes me weird or not? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Is UberTwitter good by any chance? I'm debating wether to download it on my phone or not? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Lmao these #lies are hilarious .. Who #lies more females or males ? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: that, or a car..... hmmm decisions decisions!!! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not.Earl Nightingale #voss 07/13/09 04:30am
  • es: @bradhfh or Michael Moore? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: sum people got offended n left.. haven't they watched the previews.. they expected e.t. or sum shit 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @djhollaback lmfao! ok..so wat they were gay! I'm not crazy tho...or currupted! I just like scene lol It's a good motion flick.. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • <a href="http://twt.gs/KJQP">http://twt.gs/KJQP</a>: MORE INFO/The Full Story, CLICK HERE 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: #lies "Your the only girl I talk(or whatever) to" 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @tphilipps haha...what the message or your video?? ;-) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @parulika That's just horrible... They should have power failures from 1am-4am or some time like that when people are not conscious... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • eo: @KenyaThomas u n ur damn rap. oh just marry nas or kanye already haha..umm sis. VVS diamonds<Life. I choose life. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @rockingjude great song. I think we may have similiar music taste I am fwloop. I will send you a token or what ever gives you more credits. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Are the Braves awful or what? Stick a fork in dem 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: This picture is uploaded without the written consent of The Kid, The Wife, or Major League Baseball. http://twitpic.com/a77xn 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: #lies Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves (Phil. 2:3) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @roseahmad is she texting or calling? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @willkistler & @ellis3d MC MALICIOUS CODE, or ILL SYNTAX 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Please retweet: just signed petition 'No Season 4 Without Ianto or Janto 2' - http://301.to/4se 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @AnnetteSzczepan I looked at franchise fees and this morning actually! It said like 200 000 or something. But I'm not so sure how accura ... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: x___x i've been cleaning my car for the past 2 1/2 hours or so... why do i let it get this bad again? XD; 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @OfficialBF1943 The other issue was when you go as a 'squad' and the whole room doesnt fit. Drop the whole team! Or search for one our size! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @OfficialBF1943 The other issue was when you go as a 'squad' and the whole room doesnt fit. Drop the whole team! Or search for one our size! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: No thumb or toe thumb? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: im scheduled to get my license this tuesday or wednesday 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: my phone is fkkkkk'dd send a kite or email me 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @amyrcola, your cover of turn right is beautiful. i don't mean to sound creeperish or anything, but it's totally true! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @adamagee Could be Poky or Nampa, won't know til Tuesday. It's just me in either case if I can go. Anne won't travel til the baby comes. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • no: *or @msjml 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @trevorrotzien ... sigh ... or do a william gibson johnny mnemonic ... I am with you there! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: #Lies Im Cool With Lil wayne Or Im Signed To Waynes Label 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: OMG. It's sunday. That means.... there's only... 43 days! or... 1032 hours! or 61,920 minutes! or.... nvm. n ot counting seconds. BUT OMG! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: RT @GABBYiSACTiVE: call me foolish and/or too easily entertained but the #ChuckNorris jokes are crackin' me up! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Btw if u want the people who sing those songs just ask.... but prob nobody will ask or listen to those songs lol im dead serious hahaha 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: ''Our paradigms, correct or incorrect, are the sources of our attitudes and behaviors, and ultimately our relationship with others''.S.Covey 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @HiP_Advocate We can start with 5-10 stacks and then we build up but location will be critical that will make or break us 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @thelazyturtle Your paper not compatible with the settings you used or paper not compatible with printer. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @misslilbit91 north country community college in ny 2 play ball..then um tranferring 2 either uf or famu 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: calln me a crybaby when evrytime I talk to u cryin about somethin or SOMEONE .. @HARAJUKUNNY #ISYOUSERIOUS 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @hobothefish cupcakes are 75 cents or a dollar? cookies are 50 cents and 3 for 1$ =P what else should we make? lemonade? tea? hmmm... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Is it the fact it rained 5 mins after I hung washing on the line a sign that I'm no good at domestic duties? Or that I left it in the rain? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: I'm on #JamLegend, check it out at http://www.jamlegend.com or view my profile http://is.gd/1wH2n 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @ay52 Ya! Dont wanna seem stalkerish. just happened to run across it :) We havnt talked or seen eachotehr in forever! lets change that soon! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @SamoaJoe I'm still considering whether or not I should do it... lol 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @iamdiddy what the hell is up with the ciroc commerical? Frank Sinatra in the background? U could have had Sammie Davis or Nat King Cole boo 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @ammre didn't have intentions of stopping unless you needed hot/cold packs or meds of sort. If I see something open ill stop tho 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Congrats @ZakNicola! You won the last air conditioner we were giving away! Please email or DM ur address and phone so we can ship 2moro. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Want to know how to start your own catering company in Vancouver? Listen to the Voracious Ear tomorrow (Monday) at 7pm on 90.1fm or cjsf.ca 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: trying to really give this twitter thing a go. any suggestions or tips you want to offer? I'd appreciate it. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @AndyGroenink then we are vulnerable to prejudices and to thinking that what we want or believe is what God sanctions. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @vampjenn That is the one! I took it to Europe on a trip. It holds all the essential items! Either that or maybe I always over pack. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: I also promise to shag you silly later, or let you shag me silly if that's your preference, because you are adorable when you're worried. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Camp's salary does not permit me to indulge in retail therapy...I can't decide if that's good or bad. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: I've painted the first coat on my bird(ofparadox)house, chem-peeled a skin layer or three off my mug, and am headed to bed, finally. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @asdquefty Schweet is right. Is that a coupon you can share or point me to? I may be needing new domains soon to protect trademark. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Reading mindless blather somehow makes me feel better...a little...or at least distracts me. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @HennyStar @EyezofMine don't really care for it. It's the easy way out!! They should suffer or maybe quid pro quo :) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Or learning lol 07/13/09 04:30am
  • nl: choose friends or boyfriend........?????? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: The best zoos in Australia: Swim with seals, go on safari or hold a baby wombat http://ow.ly/h6rW 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: I got done animating my movie. now i need voices for it. im batman, anyone wanna be commissioner gordon? and/or alfred? and ridler minions? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: well i'm going to attempt to go to bed.. wish me luck. i'll probably be tweeting again in an hour or so... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • : my resume link is: http://pawworks.net/Resume.doc 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @clblack79 i can't do black coffee it has to have cream and sugar and then i only drink like 1 or 2 cups (over did it in college) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Divorce: Get a legal divorce in 2 weeks without Lawyers or Court Appearances for only $395.Learn more http://www.LasVegasDivorceServices.com 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: i hate whoever came up with the "coo beans" response. i prefer my beans hot, not cold or cool. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Looking forward to this week and I love being buzzed. I've never felt more femenine or confident. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @ELATrickyRicky: was that before or after visiting my kitty or was it my kitty that gave you the pill? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: maybe a book or maybe sleep. I can see a cat. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: ..watching this movie on TVone ..where has RnB singer, Deborah Cox been? was she or "Nobody's Supposed to Be Here" lol 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @VanityChanel lol...noooo not k..my monroe or lip...silly 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Laying bed. Abt to get my iPod. Hmm. Listen to music? Or watch a movie? Either way I'm hoping to sleep these thoughts off... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @tatymai ooh, please do. Don't you work for a techie joint now? Or still SJPL? 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @rachel1975 May I suggest you do a quality scan of it and save it in a file somewhere in case anything happens to it. Or is that too OCD? :) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: waiting for a miricle or some one to find there way home 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @justmk lol,Haha!No not rlly Gotta watch the lbs lol.I'm sure U know a few gays. arnt we all typically finicky or hve sum eating disorder :P 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: The only way to deal with rejection is to give yourself time. Or candy. Whichever you can find first... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: Going back to the red light running, had it been a serious accident or injuries, I would have been arrested like anyone else. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: RT @brukins HowTo: Dining out do not go to small 2 person Resturants 1/2hr to open or 1/2hr to close. Mop&bucket time! #howto #vegan ... 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @shannatrenholm You can blame (or thank in my case) Matt for no Yoga. As to the mini-oasis, you kept crashing each night! Next year my dear! 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @joepena yeah I think the standard weight for my height is like 135. I laughed and said the last time I was at 135 was 6th or 7th grade. 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: #Truth If I Get One More Fake Follower named "Your Kitty" or "Baby Diamond" I'm Going To A-Town Stop Your Moms Keyboard 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: “Clothes make the man/woman. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain, Get clothed at Tookiloo. www.tookiloo.com 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: @FlyWithNoEffort cancun...I think its either cancun or cabo but I think its cancun...all I know is its not the U.S. :) 07/13/09 04:30am
  • en: wonder what to do.... home or selenas.... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Glad to be off work. Time to swim... Or something 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • pt: @Sarahjonashq a bow or a vow? haha 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @DawnRichard everything worth having is worth waiting or worth the struggle ! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: sitting in the sun...waiting for mom n sis...so hot...trying to decide between coffee bean or yogurtland...hmmm.. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @Jonasbrothers does your mom or maya have a twitter? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @Mykale007 hmm is this an education or a violation ? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @Printzpaul did u tell me the dope news? or did u forget? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: u shouldnt use criteria that someone cant change to determine if u can be with someone.....don't fault me for height, color or even Age " 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Richard Feynman or a good bit of syntax or a bit more heavy duty lifting before bed? No, Camomile and Scarlett Thomas are in order methinks. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: "My god, do we really suck or is this guy really that good?!" -Shoot 'Em Up 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @ertchin Though I don't think folk'll get sick until I start Tweeting about Dick Malmgren or, God Forbid, "Super Duck." 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @esmis Thanks for the link to eaq. Do you know how to use tinyurl or other weblink shorteners included in Tweetdeck? If no, give me a call. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @RickShameless or maybe walk across the street faster. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I love the movie Fever Pitch, or I just really love Jimmy Fallon. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: impatiently waiting for chase to send me my debit card, i swear it better be in the mail 2moro or they are gonna receive a very angry letter 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! http://tinyurl.com/lo972z 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Why da fuck FranKIE GOT A REALITY SHOW??? O no about 5 or 6 more deservein crackheads dats way more agnorant den her 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: people that really helped me or tried to help me. i truly need it. and i am glad that you can keep it to yourselfs. Ashley S., Grace K.,... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Instantly download 641 home brew recipes. Clone your favorite beer or try one of the hundreds of original, mouth wate... http://twt.gs/Wb7c 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @SouthwestAir love the new mobile device page. But it's still a little fragile any place to submit feedback or bug reports? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Pregnant chicks shouldn't wear mini skirts, drink tequila or smoke. Your kids going to be a winner. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: by the time i leave on thursday, i will never want to hear another akon song or watch another game show again. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: For clarification purposes: The "white trash" or simply "trash" comment goes to women of all colors. I don't discriminate. Sleez i 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Struggling not to sing Dead or Alive aloud. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @stephenasmith do you think you'll be doing any work with nba on tnt next year or abc because i enjoy your analysis 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Listening to the theme song of Howard the Duck. Random or what? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: When u press the arrow to the right of your wack a$$ BB screen on the individual's post, u should b given the option to reply or retweet 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: if you spell or do basic math you dont need to own a damn business 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: is it just me or does the homepage of @nzherald keep changing today? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • de: @KeKeis50No1Fan or KekeisaThug 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @torygaston could have people up tomorrow night or tues? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: My dad just told me he joined twitter. Is there nowhere on the internet I can hide or have to myself? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @MrRyanTino loo is british english for toilet (like in dutch plee = WC or toilet) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @kiki440 sleep, or drawings, or be a cheeky monkey, or count cars, or sleep 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: The twitterverse will have to excuse my severe swearing, or not, fuck that. I'm angry and tired of bullshit going on in my fucking life. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Do not blame or criticize anybody, ever. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Ha! Just found a sign advertising how I can meet new friends and neighbors in my neighborhood! God is good...or just funny! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: napping for 3 hours on a sunday afternoon is a bad idea. What a lazy crap I am. Dinner plans, either chicken burgers or tacos.. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: 3G s Black Or White ? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @Teegs3 it's ALWAYS 11:11 when I look at my phone. Or 1:11. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @xskittlesaddict with Luigi or Amber? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • nl: @soemily pics or it didn't happen ;) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @DrumWild man, it's so fucked up I can't even think of how it must be for those guys or their families. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I have never known the lyrics for Squeeze's Pulling Mussels. Is it "from a shell" or "for Michelle" I know, dumb, right! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Leave or not to leave that is the question 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @YungCed aaww thank ya =] n dont think i forgota bout you either!! we gotta get this protools fixed or reinstalled before i can record 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Morning sneeze! I still have no idea why this things keep on coming! *sigh So, I'm still hesitating do I hv to jog or no..? :? Morning all! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Word Of The Day [RECIDIVISM]: habitual relapse into crime; Chronic repetition of criminal or other antisocial behavior 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: don't know what's worse, losing someone, or having i so close you can almost touch it, but never have it again... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • - Palmer: 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Can't wait to start reading the last Harry Potter book or finally finish should I say lol 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @cwgabriel Ever considered typing up your adventures, throwing in some illustrations, and selling 'em? Or is that too much like your job? :) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Maybe Pomona body art expo next week or maybe shooting for MTV? Either way should be balls deep fun :) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @VictorMilan is this a new computer or are you just now finding the S-video output jack? whatever that is... you sound really pleased. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @nellgwynne Was my whiskey too strong tonight? Or am I seeing "Chuck Norris" and "dead" in the same tweet? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: going shopping wednesday with buds! Gonna buy a new straightner, even though i have 3 but one that can curl or straighten!!! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: mhmh...spend moneyyy or save moneyyy....? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • <a href="http://twt.gs/WbWryr">http://twt.gs/WbWryr</a>: Get MORE INFO/The Full Story, CLICK HERE 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @splex. What came first, the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin? #KPisatwat 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Hey #mariomarathon HEY is she freehand drawing everything or tracing at all? (Mario Marathon live > http://ustre.am/VS3) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @djc1977 Need to know where to draw the line & go to HR asking which they want, fish or fowl... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @boriing YOU'RE AT A SLEEPOVER?? WHAT ARE YOUDOING ON THE COMPUTER THEN YOUNG LADY GO GROPE YOUR FRIENDS OR SOMETHING 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I'm gonna need a loan or something... 4 pairs of shoes within 2 hours. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Icky poo! I didn't really like what I just ate. Chicken something or other . . . yuck. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @theeAdversary ha ha that's having yur proverbial cake and eating it too or at least sequential bonfires happens every 7 yrs 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: writersjobs: LA #writing #jobs Need a letter written by a lawyer or paralegal (Hollywood Hills): My apartmen.. http://ti http://url4.eu/5SSX 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Anthony Bourdain "What would you rather see at the beach 12 Brits or 12 Brazilians? I think we know the answer" 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Anthony Bourdain "What would you rather see at the beach 12 Brits or 12 Brazilians? I think we know the answer" 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Oh no, I'm losing followers, or rather all the spambot followers I had acquired. Ah well, screw them and their spamalicious links. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Mmkay, bout' to have a nice romantic dinner at Kyma Restaurant or we might go somewhere else =P later twiggas & twitches 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @alexiskn Ooh! I sent you a card! You should get it Mon or Tues! =) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: RT @AC_M i think we all have seen iCarly once or twice... without being forced to :) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @stigblog Works in mysterious ways or some shit like that. Hey I love being circumcised. I just wish I didn't need as much lube. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I have absolutely no friends or family, my phone hasn't ring in days! Days i tell u!! Lol. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Haven't seen or heard from Chelsea since yesterday... I know she sleeps late but I'm still worried. :( 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Blåvand to varm or to cold.... ? Any answers? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @marte197 http://twitpic.com/a5yvo - I want that car : D or not, I like flowers, but not THAT many xD 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @IamThing3 It pays to make friends with bartenders at your favorite bar or restaurant. One of the shots was German Chocolate Cake. Yummy! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @stephenasmith and by the way, is it just me or do they have a very light skin Stephen A Smith imposter on ESPN now 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Just because you've watched every season of American Idol it does not mean you're an expert on who can or can't sing! #fb 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @piratephoto i like hands better, i think feet are gross unless they belong to a baby or little kid 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @sensil Boredom on a Saturday... What're you on call or something? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @missashleygayle -- well...i mean i'm here or whatever if u need to talk. text -call - IM ...doesnt matter... but i hope it gets better 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Ganked from another site: How well can you seduce in 140 characters or less? #twitseduction 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: so what are the must attend sessions and/or tutorials at OSCON this year? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Everytime I say something about nudes or balls, I lose a follower. :) 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: And either my Rogers box or tv are messed due to cutting the power cause of the toopid smoke alarm. Hmph. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @frommy24 or just repeat until you reach the desired results. lol 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I want tooo know what the number 1 song of the decade issss...will it be crap..or will it be good... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: I think I had my dairy intake for the next week or 2 or 3....so full 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: Rolling a new Tauren alt. Should I be a Shaman or a Druid? 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: "Anti-semitism" is a form of racism and bigotry. This can be called "Juden-hass" or "hatred of Jews". Support the ADL. # 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: all I have done is watched baseball all day. My live is really lame or really good, not really sure which..... 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @chizzleface Ooooh do it! You can get subscriptions for £16.50 p/m or summat! 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: The 3 hour version of watchmen is much improved from the shorter version, like cake with or without any frosting. 07/12/09 10:36pm
  • en: @stephie1993 I still can't see them, but that's ok! I'm following you anyway, so I can ask it tomorrow or so again (: x 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @xxmandymariexx Haha same here! Everytime my mom or someone goes on that page I'm like "LOOK I'M IN HIS TOP FRIENDS!" hah. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Just woke up. It's midnight. Again. This is beginning to turn into a really bad habit. Or a great one. Comme ci, comme ça, I guess... 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: you know they have like 6 or seven books of what chuck noris can "do" lol 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: I'm in the mood for some good sea food! Some blackened catfish sounds delish right now! Ohhh man, or some crab legs, fuckin hungry! 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @MULDERITSME Or do you think that it's a given that KS will play in Finland so Hope Powell wants to see how other people play? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: watching replay of 2008 Home Run Derby. Not sure what's more amazing: Hamilton's performance, Erin Andrews' hotness, or Berman's bufoonery 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: I might go script a bit more...really want to release my last.fm script..tis more or less finished...also...n+ = frustrating. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @jures Secluded yourself TO read HP, or have been secluded FOR reading HP? Very different results. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @rachelmercer you are a funny girl you know for realz +1 funny also I forget how did we first connect? Was it consumerist or 4chan? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @justkarl either that or he's shopping for a pretty new outfit or 2 to wear this week...but riding the Cyclone is probably more likely. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @dnsnow YES! Though I was never certain whether it was a mock or not. I loved it either way. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @yliesan: yah...I learnt that male just use twitter for watch or see timeline..hahaha..rarely update their status 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Is this guy Superman or what? Go Lance! and this is fun @lancearmstrong Video from the bus with Robin Williams. http://tinyurl.com/m6q39f 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: isnt there a chinese buffet on hp rd or randleman??? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @Stotty67 Can't believe that's still on the docket. Didn't you get surgery back in Feb or March? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @real_superpass is Ronnie married or is this an act? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Gonna brush my hair or whatever, then go to Summerlicious. I wish I had more people I actually talk to there.... @stiao @itslillian -_- 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Where'd u go or going?@xochristy1984 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: take the time to let your cousins know they matter... even if it is a slap to the back of the head or game of connect four.. R.I.P. kim 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: bout to watch a movie...New Jack City or Andels and Demons? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @haiyenchin @lynn_berry really jealous... Well of you being on a beach. Not so much the hangover or cold part 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @KICKS4DAYS you pre order or buy at the door? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Question of the day: 16gig Nano or 120gig classic? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Just took a nap because our A/C is seemingly out again. I hate naps. Now it's Liberty City or bust. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: back home i go...pray that its not over 70 degrees in my house or dad's gonna be pissed off at me for it being hot after he gets off work 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Haha my aunt ''for your birthday i'm going to get you...get the hell outta here. Make me a cake or something!'' about birthday sex. Haha 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @italfire i mean if u come im sure u cud make bread regardless one way or anotha 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @EllenHopkinsYA words re banned books: i'd rather gesture, or eye roll. leaves me speechless (literally). 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: ah summer almost almost approaching it's end. no more humidity or any of that stuff. just well.. never mind it's the same all the time. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: What's the better airline, tweeties? Virgin or Jetblue? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @makemebad35 praying for the recovery or your bag chief. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • nl: @DanielMendez22 eatin an order or 2 or mozzarella cheese sticks.. u love em!!! 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Try geocaching.com on your iphone or ipod touch and never carry paper around again. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Anybody still listen to mudhoney or green river? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: To write fic, write the short story for class or watch TV? Maybe multi task and do a combination of all 3 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @chattyman Can you tell us who was in the Twitter Tattle? Or what they said? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @IzzyMoon Then don't ever go to the Silver Lake Trader Joe's or you'll write something you regret. Guaranteed. 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @tHoj101 Yes sir. but i think you owe me a drink or two :) 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: Should I stay or Should I go? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: i guess thats a no @DeiondraSanders on the DM or the #, LOL 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: time for bed now or else i wont get up in time to get the twins ready, having 1 child is fun but twins they are hillarious most of time 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @catty are you free for lunch on tues or wed? Im on holiday, so wud be lunching in the city if you're interested ? 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: allergies are making me dizzy and I'm all stuffed up too, have to clean the house tomorrow too or I'll feel worse :( 07/12/09 10:15pm
  • en: @_emmmmm Lol! We ended up in like Bootle or something...we went the wrong way! Was funny! I was telling mum all my stories though... 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @TonySpallelli wow must be ur spunky personality why ppl keep following u,..that or maybe u do have a big D*ck +evil grin+ 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Lindsay Lohan has to resort to doing ABC Family shows.... maybe she'll learn a moral or two. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @OhaiElz You want new genders of music or new bands? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Celebrating The Bailouts: Wall Street Thanks You (Funny Or Die Clip) http://ow.ly/gZD4 Actually 2 Bailout Comedy Clips. Happy Weekend. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @dbacksbooth We'll win together, or together, we'll fall. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: i hate people...in general really. just do. hate hate hate. i believe there are only two or three people i don't hate right now 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @morgankarr she looks like a reject from an 80's horror movie. Or Wednesday Adams. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: THEY ON THE OTHER COMPUTER OR JUS LOOK UP YUNG DRE THEY ON MII BRO PAGE 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @MzKnockYouDown Chuck Norris wouldnt care if she's married or not...He'd just GET IT IN! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Damn where my roof just go? I'm somebody that you should know! (drake or wezy voice) 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @jayegan I'm pretty sure Fisi or Sutil will bag some points by the end of the season! Don't worry! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: History homework or bed?? Ummm... I think im gonna choose bed ;) 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Don't you die or justify 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Mississipi Burning on BBC One right now. Great fun if you're a history student or a racist. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: what the? why is everyone saying not to see bruno? is it good or not? tell me! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: i cant keep starting my days at 3...atleast 1 or 2 ! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: I'm debating on whether or not if I should watch Push. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @ivymutant @A_P_Vladimir Don't drown... in the ocean or in the alcohol? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Keep the BlackBerry Bold - or break up w/Berry after so many years for the iPhone? Torn...need advice pls. Afraid of iPhone typing. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @beckyrosee love it or leave it, chase coy, red car wire (yes i just gave u more) 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: RT @BigDaddyErm: Why do I keep seeing pregnant gurls on facebook or gurls wit babies...wow birth control wasn't enough?!?!? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @MollyMeredith ugg's alll the way:P croc's or so hitteous! and @David_Henrie 's beach pictures are HAWTTT!(; 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: everywhere I go, at anytime of the hour, some guy is peeing up against a wall or plant... it follows me wherever I go 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: If you are a movie fan who loves directors like Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, "American Dream" of PressTV program might suit you. Funny. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @TTbikefit nice race today you looked good on the run, the wife ripped it too! The Kenyon household earned a beer or two today 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: could also go for a plain or sesame seed bagel, toasted, maybe some butter and plain or herb and garlic cream cheese. mmm... 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: If you or someone you know have an old iPhone 2G or 3G in good condition you want to sell, let me know. My brother needs one. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: will he be a rook or castle man? #oneandother 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: My new favorite vinegar. Sweet, tart, great for fresh greens and/or vegetables with a few drops of olive oil: http://tinyurl.com/ktm8oa 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Hmm...write a deployment script or watch something.... Time to crack open those warm beers and look for some Star Trek Enterprise! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: could really use a miracle right about now. Or a job -- that'll do in a pinch! 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @JoeDowntown I know I know. I blew it. Maybe if it had been a book on thermodynamics or string theory. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: $3O,OOO is too much for a ring if your dude makes $4O,OOO or less a year. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but I wish I had an awesome older sister like me when I was little. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Me: "So he got you drunk and now he's going to f you." @ChrisJJF "Yeah, probably, or I might just fall asleep." 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Believe it or not; golf is just about as boring to watch in person as on tv. Except it is hotter and you can't see what else is on tv. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @CheesyLouisey they'd better release them or imaa go kung-fu on yoo ;D 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @MrAmirx I am not talking shit. why don't you go to his site and have a look for yourself. who's side are you on? Green or Mullas? I'm Green 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @AshleyNeicole26 mine was brand new out da box for $200. Did u look on ebay or craigslist? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @idkmybffLAN_ what that I didn't go out or wasn't depressed? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: The trouble with watching a couple or three episodes of Lost every night is that sometimes you can't figure out where you are. IN TIME. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @rachellock22 haha well compared to the 10h or so difference w/ them who live in the US for example, i think 2h sounds pretttty good ;) <3 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Heading to friends for haircut and catching up on some True Bloods! Are you team Eric or team Bill? LOL 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: She has temperature and headache which any kid gets from time to time, but suddenly she might have it. We'll never know if she did or didn't 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: One way or another... I WILL BE FAMOUS! ...(Hey, could I borrow some money for the bus?)... 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Hey,Humanoid -people out there Go for music wealth,health,No Poverty -Hunger or deseases`,Lets`make a Better world of ToMorrow,thanks`,Aloha 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @real_vinh_ha Are you back in the States yet? Did you bring me back a French girl? or Lance's Bike? How was the Tour De France? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Ahhh I love spending my weekends at the park or beach. (: ...relaxation 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @Mr_Nico csuse the females be whinnin ass kids or what,? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: RT @twihaiku: His glove fell to earth / Nobody noticed or cared / Their eyes on the gun. @Aniwave - Hurr a haiku because I'm bored. 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: @Rani_Vampyress How much do you pay monthly or yearly? 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: ugh I wanna slap Molfoy or whatever he's just...NOT a nice boy! lol 07/12/09 10:14pm
  • en: Ready for the fight tonight! Who's it gonna be Lesner or Mir? 07/11/09 08:06pm
  • en: @ditBOMB no disrespect I can't stand workin out wit big ppl lol they act like u invading they territory or somethin lol 07/11/09 08:06pm
  • ja: 猫の楽園終わっとるやんけ。 http://www.nhk.or.jp/20min/onair/index.html 07/11/09 08:06pm
  • en: Okay who has a brother or sister? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @beccadabody I coulda told u that, otb, vamc or n e govt job, hospital triage or transporter and n e 18+ an hour job...!!! With little labor 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Is the phrase "touch me" painfully overused in fic? Or can I get away with it with out eye rolling from the masses? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @garygomusic PS Looking 4ward 2 seeing u @ GaGa on Tuesday.I suspect answer is 'no', but any chance of catching u b4 or after 4 chin-wag? x 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Lesley_M Guitar Hero or my real Bass? I play my bass more than GH :D 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @MAGGiiE_G we can go get one but u cant say shid dummyy lol so delete it or imma have to delete you 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: apparently caffeine has got guranna in it which is the brazillian coke or something....look on wikepedia. feel resusitated anyway!! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Still out twenty buck and have no shampoo OR Bromine for the hot tub, but at least I know I can still laugh. F'in WalMart 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @rightcash4u Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: What am I doing? Cleaning the shower. Go, scrubbing bubbles! Scrub! Scrub, or I kill your children! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • pt: @riccostevens tudo bem ? ah toca Black Or White do MICHAEL JACKSON, adoro ela e é bem famosa. e vocês ficariam lindos tocando ella . 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Going4Greatness I'M ON A BOAT!!! Channeling Andy Sanberg or whatever?lol 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Lost 2-1 today. The team played great and stayed with a team that has 5 or 6 guys committed already. PBS is going to have one scrappy team. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: 4 my BBerry users, Which do u like best TwitterBerry or UberTwitter? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Tall_Can_Mike Video or adult video? Or both? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @k4thyy i know. i hope i doo, but i havent seen what it loooks like .. so, donnt know if its cute or not. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @anb2480 When do it come on? or has it aired yet? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/a17g1 - @MsRang3forlife goes in at everything....lmao... I aint mad tho..Go hard or go home lmao 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @dkpcan Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @berkough ah man. There's TONS of stuff there. Lots of fresh produce, way better than Ralphs or any of those place. Bought a few plants. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @JTHawthorne Or better yet, Rambo 4 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @britneyspears Adam - congrats - have you seen http://tr.im/britneymixed or http://tr.im/circusgroove ? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @americandream09 You are so incredibly sweet. When does your bike marathon begin? Oh man, did I get that right? Or make another mistake? :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @yummymammy Hold on! Was it her or the baby screaming? Cos it sounds like a bad case of postnatal depression if its her! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Anyone know a good CRM product or service that isn't overkill and that integrates easily with Google services (Gmail, Google Calendar, etc)? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Efusjon has been on the backburner for the past week or so while on vacation and spending time with my fam! Ready to get back to it! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @BirdieLynn It's a sign of being a psychopath or sociopath - animal abuse/torture at a young age. That kid needs a psych evaluation stat! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Is it just me or does anyone else, keep getting followers that are linked to porn sites ? It's getting kind of weird. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Duard0 does the threater where you work have rediculous prices on food and candy? or is that just where I live 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @AphexTran HEY! you better follow me or some bad things are going to happen... serious. don't take me lightly. this is your warning. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Back from climbing around the mountains, cleaned and prepped that bike. Is Bruno worth the crowd or is Transformers the choice this weekend? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @IamEnicole Martin quotes from stand-up or tv show? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: New iPhone UI, day 15: so far so frustrating, compared to my old Treo. Even vaunted apps. Vaporware, learning curve, or both? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @basseyworld if he & kids are happy & came w/: a decent size home, all 8 kids from 1 woman, a nanny or 2, & a good career, then maybe...LO 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @joeyboey Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Oh yeah... about that whole "not losing interest in Twitter and/or life" thing... 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @ClassicRockMag I don't know whether to be sad that it'll be there last ever gig...or happy that they're goin' out in style! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @_blondeambition nooo lost or stollen thats horrible/stressful 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Thank you @THE_DUCKSTER. Do you mean it or are you being sarcastic? -PussyForRent 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Pray for mom she fell Couldn't get up Crawled around several hours. Don't know if ok or not.on my way 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: #firstdraftmovies starring Eddie Murphy with no animals, vampires, space, or Jeff Goldbloom 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @andipanti jealous!!! Where at? Or is this a fam bam thing? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Harry Potter, Bruno, Star Trek, Transformers, X-Men, Watchmen.....is this the best year of blockbuster movies or What?!?!?! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @fcoehoorn It works fine for me, or didn't you mean server-wise? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: catch you all tomorrow, have a good night, afternoon or morning, BYB BYE. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: The only jobs hiring is CoCo's & Mickey D's / Wut a choice?! Chicken Grease or Strip Tease? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @jonasbrothers wow the picture really put a smile in my face lol ! silly boys or silly men 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @MartyBTV So u buyin 80 shots of Ocean Spray or Minute Maid in da club?! Baaaaalllllin!!! GBR!! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @vision5282 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @BrettAMurphy Wait, Ryan Reynolds or Sean William Scott? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Jonas Brothers What is better Rita's or Ted Drewes? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: actually, @neocharles not some, MOST managers don't understand our jobs or culture. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: IF YOU AIN'T A FRIEND OR BUSINESS DON'T SEND ME NO EMAIL. OR IMA POST YO SHIT UP AND HAVE EVERYBODY SPAM THE SHIT OUT YOU 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: I WANNA FOLLOW 7 NEW PEEPS 2 DY SO I WILL B FOLLOWIN 200..SO WHAT 7 PEOPLE THINK THAT WE HAVE SUMTHIN IN COMMON OR WANNA REALLY LINK N TALK! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: RT @AlaTeaParty RT or visit this link to join a twibe (Twitter group): http://twibes.com/TeaPartyPatriots?v=2 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/a17da - Is it a cave or the sooner scooner? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: that's it all little one's in bed...No pumpkins involved or dogs.........just pigs and sheep tonight!!! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: talking to my dad shouldnt make me sad and yet it always does... I hate myself because I dont no if I miss him or not:( 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Contemplating writing the whole book or just an e-book... decisions, decisions! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @v8virtual Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Note to those who may wish to follow me...I only block spam and porn...I don't run from a debate or a fight for that matter!~Be warned! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: "Regardless of who you are or what you have been, you can be what you want to be." ~ W. Clement Stone "Be the Best you can be Today&qu 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: If $HGSI closes above or below $2.50 on August expiration, will make .80 per contract no matter what. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Whatever happened to DJ Jazzy Jeff? Is he still Jazzy or now merely Jeff? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @SEXYINDIA beside those 2,all the other pornstars r hella cool n real..Real shit 2....We all started off hustling n grindin 1 way or another 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @omenboy either that or ill do OTHER things tonight haha. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Don't get the mud puddle thing. Rather swim. RT @MaisyDoodle: @dogparkdiary @LadyDoodle Water is good, but mud or stinky water is better. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @peteboov @lumpsRgood biscuits are one of my favourite foods, plain ones with fried chicken, cinnamon or blueberry ones with icing. Nom nom! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: we're in spartanburg, sc gettin gas. Ive slept since lunch and now im driving. two more hours or so. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst... :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @prawfeed Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: I will always love Detroit no matter how ghetto or poor our city may be we still fabulous... 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: DC, you killed my feet today. Limping isn't attractive in our nation's capitol ... or anywhere, now that i really think about it 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Jonasbrothers We miss you here in Argentina, why don't you just come back ? Or r u doing something in december in Italy ? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @scarletheels13 oooh heart, loads of tv refs then... try eastenders gary or even minty as allegory 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @MissMUA Crys babe have another beer! maybe a michelada or umm something spicy! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: RT @claytoncubitt - "Black leather glove handjob." (may be the oddness of my day but this sounds like the start (or end) of a great story) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @Eternal_Spring Really true, and good work for the yoga mat or meditation cushion! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @twitter I cant add new or shut down old followings. basicly none of my "buttons" work. this is getting very old fast. Im thinking of ca ... 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: A pam mirrabelli or however you say her name look a like came into my job today....i almost shit a brick before i realized it wasnt her 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: need sleep, food, and to ctrl/alt/delete some folks (or at least their roles in my life) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: RT (now with fixed code!) ELS Button for your blog or website: http://lisamantchev.livejournal.com/317530.html 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: I want a yorkie,a maltese or a shihz tzu 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @lancearmstrong With all the tests, do you have a port or something? Or do you look like junkie with all the needle marks? Excessive! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @mad4crochet Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Palin Plan Stage 1 - What U thought/or think U knew about politics has changed. As usual media will be last 2 kno. http://tinyurl.com/nkdwdc 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @ryannfisherr white power or what 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: RT @claudiajordan: OK ladies-what's the biggest age difference u have dated? And fellas is an older woman sexy or desperate TO you? (oh ... 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: They said " We can not lend you the iron, Its too dangerous" Are they talking about me or everyone?! 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @JessMcFlyxxx Yeah i luv my boy.Hes a good kid.Gets his Sats results next wk.Well nervous.Not that they will affect his new sch or anything. 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: movie question: anyone seen and recommend one of these: 'Bruno', 'Whatever Works', 'Moon' or 'Away We Go' ?? 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: Lyrically or muscially there's no one touching 3 Stacks .... 07/11/09 08:05pm
  • en: @JameyBear Umm Sorry but i have no vag skills. I might have to sit that one out. Or just focus my attention on the sexy bear :D @pdurham 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Lance "dance" Armstrong, or Lance "storm" Armstrong 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @LilEssy Yeah! Hopefully we can get seats near eachother or something xD (England is lame. Age for standing tickets? 14. T_T) 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • nl: trek or no trek..trek or no trek...trek or no trek 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @JusLikeThat Well I can cook anything basic and of course my traditional food but like curry or a different way to cook fried chicken. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @cheapvodka sadly I remember all my drunken shenanigans. I just can't type, speak, play, or sing for shit. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: seein as i have nothin 2 do 2nite..im thinkin a movie fest lol..its a tossup between hary potter1-5 or american pie 1-6..hmm tricky... 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: would like to think that I will never see that self absorbed cow ever again!, what a relief, no more piss takes, lifts, or favours!!!!!!! 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Interested in yoga, Cardio Kickboxing or Bootcamp Fitness? We have a class for you! http://ow.ly/gROW http://tin.. http://tinyurl.com/mvoy3w 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: I feel hungry. But then I eat and it makes me feel so sick. I can't win. It's either hunger pains or the urge to throw up. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @heartshape oh, Q. Would you rather I came in late Monday morning or mid day on Tuesday? Let me know what works with your work and all that 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @kristendwesley face to face or webcast? 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @HumanityCritic or a way to prove he likes black ppl again. Now he can say, I've got black friends, I would never ... 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @gyrlegirl peeps thought he was serious or that I was lol. ta for this kiss pic 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Is this a reading/ writing kind of night or should I try to defeat the dirtbike again? Hmmm, contemplation. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @madbloggers @throatchopu the chain is dumb but i cant hate on em.he changed the game whether u like it or not. thats big. not a lot can do 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: My left eye is turning red again. Watch out or it'll zap you with a lazer beam. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @NancyUPUZO and I know she's not in charge of that but she might know a thing or two. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: needs some baking inspiration - cinnamon rolls, muffins or biskwits... 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Wondering what makes me support England. Pity on the losers or Just hate on Aussies... 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: This actually is on Spotify http://tinyurl.com/l4eep3 if you "Spot" or hhttp://tinyurl.com/4f5x7p The BEST male vocal ever. Done in 1 take!! 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Sleepy. Delusional. Or however you spell it. But man sho do love these GANG GIRLS! 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: has decided that at some point in the very near future i need to buy a brand new bed-or hire a brazilian masseuse 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Room cleaning, shower. Or vise versa. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: "sometimes we need to experience failure or pain to learn" -warren the genius =p 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: i am done with going to ikea for at least another year or so 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: home alone. should I go hit some golf balls or go for a swim at the beach. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @MrCalderon how did you do swimming?! I hate not being there today to cheer for you! I will be there for the next two or three. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @A_Pao Hey are you going to Maries for sure or no? 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Can I give you guys a word of advice? Lose the beards. 'Cause your king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa Claus. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: i also want to go to thhe movies. My sister's keeper, bruno or public enemies? 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Still no luck! Hopefully 'judge n jury' or 'sony red' will be our saviour of our £20 that we have currently bid! Hey big spender...!!!! 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Since im bored of doing next to nothing im gonna give my coisens (owner of this computer) vireses!YAY!or watch anime... 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: did we ever find out what happened to michael jackson? are they not releasing the autopsy reports? or am i just behind on everything? lol 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: @TechandMacshow did you try documents free by savy soda or take a look at documents to go. 07/11/09 03:28pm
  • en: Ah when will The Jackson's bury Micheal? And will it be at NeverLand or elsewhere? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: RT or visit this link to join a twibe (Twitter group): http://twibes.com/networkingwomen?v=2 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @lambsimon Hehe, believe it or not, i do have some knowledge ;) 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: RT @LisaJohnson If you see "Pilates-Inspired" or "Yoga-Inspired" it means the instructor doesn't actually know how to teach it---- 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/a00zo @blakeshelton.....My HERO.....this is the man to run America.....or maybe not....lmao 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Re: End Times: A set of prophecies or a set of hallucinations?- ExChristian.Net - Articles: Actually, most Xians.. http://tinyurl.com/klfdok 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: ATTN ALL BLACKBERRY USERS!!!! Does anyone have or kno of a program I can download to fry my phone? **THIS IS A SERIOUS INQUIRY** 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: I don't trust any fruits or vegetable that teach about Jesus 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Oh, and thanks for all the FF love yesterday. Y'all are great! I owe ya a beer. Or wine. Or something. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @JoeNBC Not a Republican but I have great respect for PN. The article is thought provoking-don't know if I agree or disagree as yet. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: "I could vote or I could play grand theft auto" @MikeNellis mocking the degrading on young people http://myloc.me/9krA 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @jmorby A passing fancy or are you cirrus about her? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Going to see a film at the pictures soon.. Public enemy or something.. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Suffering from PTSD and/or low self esteem? Visit yourtraumatherapist.com to find help from a compassionate, experienced psychologist. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Offline for a week while I attend Lynda Barry's workshop at Omega! Maybe a tweet or two while I'm gone though ... 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @TomDowdGNC plz, could u help me, with tips or telling more about ur method, to loose weight? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Damn I forgot I gotta pay my phone bill...or should I wait until I come back,since it isn't due?! Hmmm thinking 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Got the @CHRIS_Daughtry tix 4 the Cabooze! Something good 2 motivate me 2 pick up the pieces of my life & either put 'em together or move on 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @ruthakers cap at 65%. Replace with syrup or cream: add 30%. Replace with tofu or chewed gum: minus 35% 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Don't forget: any drug, medications or "vitamines" have side effects specially on muscles which are blood pumps! 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Kitten's started urinating in random places - shower, sink, bed (grrr). Off to the vet - better just be a UTI or something simple. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @USTANorthern Shakopee MN @USTA #Tennis Tourney Aug 14-16 14-16-18 S/D Deadline Aug 10. Contact me 2 sign-up sheet &/or more info. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Streaming in about an hour or so folkeseseses (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1fFt) 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @mashable Or just use http://profiles.im/ 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: You or someone you know need credit restoration? I sure fkn did! Holla @dooneyb ... Sweet referral fees too!!! Babaow! 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: I look pretty cute today :) haha. but i'm not sure if i should wear flip-flops or my pink sparkly ballet slippers :) 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Is going home tomorrow but doesn't really know whether I'm happy about it or not 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @KeiaRaykell some rockafella heels or something. theyre not really but i think they look like hooker shoes lol 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @diablocody Also, after an elevator crash, just curious about the state of one's under garments. Original or extracripsy? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @RealCliveBarker The scratching of the pen or tapping of the key may be the proverbial flap of the butterfly wing. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: The Crack Cocaine of Auction SitesReutersSmarter people than me see a site that sells a MacBook Pro for $35.86 or a Nikon digital SLR for.. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Sad that I've been forbidden to run or bike until further notice :( 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @taylor2nd Really? Whats it about, a band and their groupies? Or a Rap Singer? Or what? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: All follow the fantastic four @nicolathefiat @1sweetwhirl @cougar_candy @guitardragon for fantastic tweets - not bots robots or autobots 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Im gonna walk home. Goal: 30 minutes or less 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Come get Roly Poly.. or else.... 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: We are now officially open at our Park North location at Loop 410 & Blanco. Today is opening day--come visit us for lunch or dinner! 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @geegeexx maybe asda's or somewhere. 'cause i remember seeing an ad for it on tv :) 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @mbridgmann all that comes up is miley cyrus or Noah &Miley Cyrus singing Drivewayy 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Dont kno whats worse...listening 2 mass in another language or waiting 4 @JTA_obsessor to fart. 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: RT @StevenMatsumoto thought of the day: "Whether you believe you can, or you cannot either way you're right." - Henry Ford 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: When I video my TechStars camps I use the Flip Video Camera that has built in software to edit and add music or a frame. It's easy to use! 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: blaring terrible lie LOUD, hope T in the Park rock or WILL rock guys, on a naily kick today, year zero, TDS dulux, PHM, bring it on!!!! ;) 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @frankie_ecap It has a specialised meaning in the NHS meaning the provision or acquisition of services beyond the min laid dn 4 each NHs ... 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: No comment if you already had a bazillion of them, you haven't posted in eons, or I had already commented since you last posted (slacker). 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Apparently I'm going out tonight, now what shoes should I wear, converse or converse? Hard decision, eh? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @shlevy I don't understand Arthur's question or Binsy's answer... 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Why the hell is my sister home? This completely ruins my day. I'm gonna go fork myself. Or eat some RAMEN!!! :D 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Hanging out with Elizabeth while she checks out garage sales. No more supporting WalMart or other corporations that contribute to social ill 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @mystica43229 if I were living in apartment meant for families then yes but I live in an apartment for Senior citizens and/or disabled peopl 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • de: KT Tunstall, Lily Allen or The Manics? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Fod God's sake! Why is Internet Explorer attacking me? Is it feeling unloved because I have defected to FireFox or something? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: Lime green or neon purple?? 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: RT @lorimcneeartist: "One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself." ~Leonardo da Vinci #art #quote 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @kap429 lmao hahahaha i hate that ...they drive ups/fedex/or a random ass delivery dude tryin to honk the horn and holla wtf 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: so today i am going to do nothing.. my garden is calling me.. or is that the 2 piece ?.. well, i think i can accommodate both *winks* 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: RT this! NEED TO RENT A NEW LUXURY COACH BUS-holds up to 52...in the Chgo, IL or surrounding area...send me a DM!!! 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @theskepticsguide or something like that.... 07/11/09 03:27pm
  • en: @kogibbq sorry guys but El Bar is all hOLLYWOOD, not Studio City or SF Valley. yes we city boys are particular with that distinction. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @earthsphere Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @bartbaggett ---fingers crossed .... shall i cross my toes too? or is that over kill? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @markryes i cried! #Torchwood not sure if that was the end or not tho 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @oriieh hahahah! ok! well 3:00 or 4:00! tell me! wich hour! hahha!:) me too i'll wake up about 12:00 or 1:00! hahahh we're a lazy! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: standing next to @iamBsanders this nigga on twitter or something in the club lol 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: RT @CheMerf: So many replies to @David Archie we can make 'Philippines' or 'Filipinos' a trending topic LOL 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @jojo789 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @kamxbam o ok, see i stay in Atlanta... but but the producers out there fye? wut kinda beats they make? or u talkin bout a person that promo 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: i cant refresh twitter without being warnd of viruses. either i already have one, or avast sucks it :] 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @yourchildhealth Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @BOOGIESWORLD well go take a shit...dont hold that in or your stomach gonna be hurtin...lol 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @jatheree whats wow? Me? Or the party? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: still awake.. my 60gb ipod is too full. a gluttonous music collection, or time for a bigger ipod? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @Kim_Lindquist A kid was driving too fast as we were both leaving OC. He turned onto my road without looking or even slowing down enough. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: St. Vincent... or Cat Power... or maybe Fleet Foxes (on vinyl!) then bed. Goodnight world. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @morahgurl Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: what im suppose to blog now? about what happened today or about my hday? reply needed. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @LilSoCalGal Is step 4 "repent" or "repeat" or both? :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @soapy412 I hear that my party is now either Monday OR Tuesday, so which day is easier for you? I will base it around then ;) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Fuck rochdale or whereever the fuck it is we were. Thank god we finally home 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: I wish @CHRIS_Daughtry would retweet me...you'd think promoting a new album was time consuming or something...his voice gives me goosbumps.. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: random. but I believe either Mya or Aaliyah actually inspired me to become a designer. weird. they're not known for being fashionistas.. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Likes not remembering any of the deathly hallows. I can't remember who R.A.B. Is or anything that happens. 07/11/09 07:15am
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  • en: Entrepreneurship: #4 Once you’ve invested your money it is a asset-it no longer is ‘yours’ Stop worrying about getting it back or a 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do. Peter McWilliams, Life 101 #quote 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be. ~Oprah Winfrey~ 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: tell me the truth, is it love, or just paris? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: *NEW* Career Opportunities - Full time or Part time levels - Corpus Christi, TX, , USA.. http://twit.ac/Ai4 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @lolquiz My quiz says 0 people have taken it but I know at least one person has other than me. Does it update only every day or something? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @Randolf18 the version you got, is it trial or something? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @jason_mraz i saw your concert on [v] last night or midnight... =) amazing! you're so talented!!! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @m1chellelim Get a TweetDeck! :D It's super fuunnn. :p Or I'm just babaw. Hahaha. :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @lovingday26...well he will alwayz b SEXII but i think dat his level would go down 2 fine or cute..he should keep his braids(LMAO) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • no: I bit her nose. It tastes like skunk. Or weed? Haha! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @JKDIYQUEEN Hey Im from North Devon - what part is Jules from North South East or West 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @morahgurl Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @Hankinstien So it's been an hour did you slap her or did she finally go back to the kitchen. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Do you like me? - YES or NO if you say no your dumb. http://tumblr.com/xv62b2bco 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: or no no the best is the guys out there that have all the huf and true shit on and think there fucking easy e MOTHER FUCKER YOU AINT SHIT! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Quite concerned about what Dan may or not have done last night. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: whos up and down to chat, just got back to the house (?) and bored, text if you have my number, or @respond! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @officialTila fat "fat" or "hollywood fat? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @JLeandNKOTB Ugh, reminisce, or EFFING TORTURE MYSELF? *CRYING* 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @aroarke Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @Love_The_Jobros ok, i''l make an icon, can u give me a picture, not too big though, then i'll get started! =) or shall i find the pic?! ... 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @officialTila only if you're really fat...if you're like a sz 3 or something then thats just disrespectful 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: #DouglasAdamsDay: "Life... loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." Marvin #ParanoidAndroid 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @KellenBrown good or bad? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: As of midnight officially 39. Feels the same as 38. Is that a Rorsach test on the wall or vaginas. http://twitpic.com/9zaut 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mf6zpk -I bet you know at least one guy or gal that took their lover back aftr an affair or worse even? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @arizonaglow Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: iight now i can go 2 sleep..or alteast get of of this lol 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: 99 folowers!!! God, I can't believe. I'm just human not a super star or something :)) Thanks guys :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @OkayTC Good morning did you sleep well Or where you just unconscious all night Lol ;-) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/oorlxs - Want to get him or her back? Find out how 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @paulwallbaby u finna do a tour for this album or??? when you headed back to Detroit? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @1fireyfae Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Yes it's Dead or Alive time ♫ http://blip.fm/~9qbrg 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @leeza_CREE ahahahah! or "Lexus/"Mercedes" bitch your daughter is a 1988 honda accord. keep it real!! lmao 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: When I said power adapter, I meant socket adapter from US to UK or European 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: yet again writing on here for who or what? time to kick it with some sp before morning work session 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @mpguzman Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: this is me like it or not i am who i am and will always be 07/11/09 07:15am
  • no: Tipsy??? Or tipping?? 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @MelinaDrake quiznos is pretty good. Haven't been there in like a year or two. Chicken carbonara is what we get there. Pretty good 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: Alot of TV shows have characters killed off on the show when that actor or actress is leaving the show. On Walker Texas Ranger, Box John ... 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: #unacceptable sugar coating or beating around the bush! hey be straight up! EYE FOR AN EYE! be real and honest! 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: wondering what to do first..clean up the shop or checking my facebook for some news.. 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: omg hannah get on gmail plzz dylans not on and either is tyra or ricardo and plus they r boring!!!@vampier352 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @DZofCD I should start taking notes on some of these weird riffs we get on late at night, might prove useful later for writing or something 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @boeke Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:15am
  • en: @djrollingpaper I finished smoking a spliff 3 or 4 minutes before writing that tweet, thinking it would do the trick. I thought wrong. 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @Ken_Monroe yeah no, dont go to Santa Monica or Venice. Go to Mailbu! I haven't been there yet, but im assuming its amazing. LOL 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @tvtravelpackage Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:14am
  • fr: Opération mécénat de public Batteurs de Pavés : j'ai collecté 119 @dresses sur le livre d'Or à ce jour... 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: Just got back from the lab..! Now I'm relaxing listening to them for changes or adds...!Hope everyones weekend is blessed..... IKUE 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @annehelena likewise. love frangipanis. hate things 1 degree or more removed from actual flower: stickers, candles, moisturiser, prints etc 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: #kerihilson "take me as i am or have nothing at all" 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: not sure suede or axis, one of my boyz is movin back to san diego 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: been On da phOne w/ my cOusin renita fOr like 3 hrs. whO still up? sOmebOdy call me Or tweet me. 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: Ugh, got home and my router was broken, or something. Had to register the T400's ethernet on resnet, didn't know it wasn't registered. 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @kaput2667 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: St. Vincent... or Cat Power... or maybe Fleet Foxes (on vinyl!) then bed. Goodnight world. 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: waking up -- in a haze porridge or pancakes -- the rabbits running around the garden chasing black birds 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @luannallen Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @MariStarr oh girl that harris washington center or am i spelling it wrong let me know lol.... 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @ashleytisdale http://twitpic.com/5epwf - r thoes tights of skinny jeans (or both) lolz 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @ForDGRedial cannot post comments on your blog tried on many occasions - anyone else have trouble or just me lol 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: Yo am I drunk or straight trippin but some Drag Queen just came up to me like "I know u don't know me but can I get 5 dollars".......WTF!!! 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: in the dutch base, killin' their dudes (or, rather, sitting at the airport in amsterdam trying to stay awake). 07/11/09 07:14am
  • en: @shavii yup! me too!!!! or with tomato sauce!!!... *droll* 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: @ecovenience huh? Why is there a map of my 'hood? I don't know if I'm impressed or creeped out! Considering I *just* sent you a message. 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: Portland Jobs Teller (WaMu) - PT 20hrs - 39th & Hawthorne - Portland, OR (3) - JPMorgan Chase - Por.. http://tinyurl.com/mtr9k6 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: @jackslovesjonas your going to baltimore. why? CHIPOTLEEEEE. or NJ... outlet malls=converse for $20, baby! 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: join the retweet exchange and get free retweets. or buy them for only $5/50 retweets http://retweet.it 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: changing the title of my blog to parahuman in a week or two, hah hah 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: @YuM_007 my fav icecream or movie?? 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: #ifyourstill collecting beanie babies or furbies. . .let it goooo. LOL. I remember my furby used to scare the SHIT outta me lmfao 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: Down votes on Reddit are the lamest thing ever... either vote it up or don't vote at all 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: is this happening? or what?? 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: RT @PDXCulture: @garrons Besides everyone knows that you drink white with skittles. [I have it on good authority that red or white] 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: @phinneaus I believe it is Slow Rodriguez. Or something like that. 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: RT @mini2z You know you're bringing an Irish dancer or two camping when you pack practice flooring! 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: killa and mase..bout to make them rap niggaz feel like they lost or smth.let's go buy that maino album...it's money. A1. I won't lie 2 u 07/11/09 03:02am
  • en: @Nift3 cuz I dont know if I still need a sitter or not...lol 07/11/09 03:01am
  • Portland Jobs Information Systems Specialist 7 - State of Oregon - Portland, <b>OR</b>: Post Code:: 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @creativestu I thought you had a woman. Or was she just the flava of the week! LOL 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: Tweeter is of the devil. Why can't we just call people or write letters like we used to. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @glamberforlife oh i know what cont is! nvm! ok... ummmm... can you be harder!?!??! or please hump me or something along those lines. hbu?! 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9yn4w - no one knows if shes drunk or high 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: ppd trials might be on 3rd august. Booked my driving test on 3rd of august. Mad or not? 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @holliwood_12 hahahah. so, would we go thursday and then come back and go friday, or just thursdayyy? 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @froggfather hehe did I spell it wrong or something? You just like giving it to me....... :D 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: Back In Black! ACCADACCA fans, time to rock out with your cock out. Or whatever else. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: Oh, and if you're advertising pr0n or sex, please direct those inquiries to the Commodore. Thank you! 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @RSTRangersFan Better or worse than direct TV? 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: I really miss my cell phone. I need to put more minutes on it soon or am going to go crazy. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: out. waiting for these guys to finish first tho. as usual. hopefully i can go right to sleep for an hr or 2 b4 clockin OT. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: Can you help me review and/or rewrite my story - http://tinylink.com/?8CJBQ3PcYE 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @parkvvest Oh who are you kidding?!! Go hang the vacuum cleaner on the fan or something. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: #unacceptable to go to wendys or burger king and order chicken Mcnuggets....(guilty...lol) 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: and what does Ryan Reynolds have to do with Green Lantern? is this like a new movie or something? lol 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @supercw AMAZINGMUSICOVERLOAD. that's what tonight will go down as in history. or this week. oh man gooood week... 07/11/09 03:01am
  • eo: Television. Dizzznayy! Or MTV. Or vh1 or TNT or tbs lalala 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: Leaving in less than six hours... still haven't packed... or slept for that matter :-p 07/11/09 03:01am
  • nl: @ayO_neesh feed meh rappers or feed meh beats . -_- 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @johnniesucks Git-R-Done!! Did you get free tickets? Or did someone pay you to go to his show? 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: so... finally started my twitter page... if you know me or want to get to know me better, follow me! 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @dragonflytat2 its all good i just have been busy...and in a funk for a day or two...no REAL reason. 07/11/09 03:01am
  • en: @dollfcekilla hoe you need to get a saturn or a nissan not a gass tank 07/11/09 03:01am
  • es: @afrobella Good bananas or bad bananas? ;o) 07/11/09 03:01am